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Excelsior!
16 years ago
All systems up and running!
Coordinates set!
Time rotor.... rotating... kinda. Need to tune that up here soon probably..
STILL!
Looks like I'll be popping up somewhere between June 2nd and 5th...
On the 12th moon of Piskari! Haven't been there in 2-3 regenerations.
....What, you thought I was going to land in Pittsburgh? Oh noooo, no no no.
Not again, NEVER again. Not after that one time.
If the Earth was in danger, and I had to go to Pittsburgh to save it, humanity would just have to solve the problem on their own!
...Well, I say on their own, but I'd help a little...
...Well, I say I'd help a little, but I'd probably wind up doing more than I really wanted to.
Oh, who am I kidding, I'd save you all again. I'd just be complaining the entire time I did it.
Maybe no so much complaining as retickertickerating, which is what the inhabitants of the 11th moon of Piskari do when they're annoyed at something. It's a sound they make with their teeth and mandibles by vibrating them at a precise audio frequency.
Now this IS different than how the inhabitants of the 12th moon retickertickerate. On the 12th moon they vibrate.... well, you really don't want to know, actually. In fact, forget I ever said anything about retickertickerating. You'll be a lot happier not knowing just what and how they show annoyance.
.......On second thought, I think I'll adjust the coordinates and go to the 11th moon of Piskari instead.
Coordinates set!
Time rotor.... rotating... kinda. Need to tune that up here soon probably..
STILL!
Looks like I'll be popping up somewhere between June 2nd and 5th...
On the 12th moon of Piskari! Haven't been there in 2-3 regenerations.
....What, you thought I was going to land in Pittsburgh? Oh noooo, no no no.
Not again, NEVER again. Not after that one time.
If the Earth was in danger, and I had to go to Pittsburgh to save it, humanity would just have to solve the problem on their own!
...Well, I say on their own, but I'd help a little...
...Well, I say I'd help a little, but I'd probably wind up doing more than I really wanted to.
Oh, who am I kidding, I'd save you all again. I'd just be complaining the entire time I did it.
Maybe no so much complaining as retickertickerating, which is what the inhabitants of the 11th moon of Piskari do when they're annoyed at something. It's a sound they make with their teeth and mandibles by vibrating them at a precise audio frequency.
Now this IS different than how the inhabitants of the 12th moon retickertickerate. On the 12th moon they vibrate.... well, you really don't want to know, actually. In fact, forget I ever said anything about retickertickerating. You'll be a lot happier not knowing just what and how they show annoyance.
.......On second thought, I think I'll adjust the coordinates and go to the 11th moon of Piskari instead.
