Torchu considers Simon the Phelan Porteous(Phelous) of the Sevilles, in that every other sentence is sarcasm. So to with the claim, we decided to add a little meta humor too. Let's say, as a scenario, Alvin got into a bit of mischief with one of Simon's inventions and they need to undo the damage.

"Alvin: Simon, we gotta fix this thing!

Simon: And that makes 300. Thank you for playing. A check for $1,000 dollars can be found in your hat.

*Alvin picks up his hat and looks inside*

Alvin: ...Drat! *puts his hat back on, crosses his arms disgruntled* Gyped again!

Simon: ... *facepalms*"