So I'm messing around with doing more silly stuff that potentially reveals a bit more about my likes and dislikes and with me currently in full on poke-hype I though that it would be fun to create a top 10 poke-butts I would LOVE to have sitting on my face! Or even more on my, but hey I'm a dirty ol' squeaky goodra!

10. Nidoqueen
I tend to like chunkier ladies and ever since generation 1, when I was just considering myself furry(young teen) I had a thing for Nidoqueen. I always imagine them to be quite dominant...probably just because of their bulky look and that they have queen in their name. Also that TAIL! LOVE big tails, I'm sure it would be fun to spend a couple of hours under one. However they only squeeeeze into 10th place, tough race though I love many a poke-butt.

9.Primarina
This might be "new hotness syndrome" but I really love the whole mermaid/siren design of Primarina. I also imagine them to be very rubbery and slick and a lot of their dex entries talk about how they create balloons(out of water). Lots of stuff I like there, plus with a tail like that the butts got to be close to all their other parts! Which is convenient really.

8. Sawsbuck
I'm a huge deer and antelope fan and apart from the fact that I think it has a clean gorgeous design it also changes with the season. Meaning a different butt for each time of the year! Only has a small tail though, but I guess that just means it's easier to get right against said butt.

7. Buizel
Yep teh tiny one! They are too damn cute just want to get my face all up there! Plus I can imagine that split tail would be patting you all the time!

6. Braixen
Another smaller cutie! I always imagine them to be either really elegant or extremely eager. Either sitting down on this goodra really daintily or going all in with a big old squeaky thump. Nice tail and I can't help but thinking fire-type butt is spicy. Plus they can learn hypnosis(egg move) and I wouldn't mind losing my will to that cute rear!

5. Serperior
I like bondage stuff and a little bit of force now and again. With a Serperior I like the idea of it coiling around me and forcing my face up against it's butt with no way out and a few good squeezes I'm sure I'd figure out what to do! Again the design down to the name lends itself as something dominant, plus I have a big soft spot for one I trained while playing 5th generation!

4. Mudsdale
Okay so if Primarina was "new hotness" then to me Mudsdale is SMOKING. I LOVE horses, well actually most things with hooves, and Mudsdale is a big ol' chunky horse slick with mud. Now I am a mess loving goodra and to combo horse butt with muddy slickness is RIGHT up my alley. I imagine by the end of the facesitting session you'd be COATED. Soooo gooood.

3. Miltank
Cows are yet another hoofer I adore and Miltank is so damn cute and big. Due to the nature of my kinks it has a lot going on! It's plump, round butt aside it has a wonderful set of udders that I'm sure would be blush inducing to drink straight from before hand. And in sun and moon it gets gassy with the "belch" move! 10/10 would be stuck again.

2. Goodra
Haha! Not number 1! I actually thought about this for quite a while since, as it's obvious, I adore goodra. It's bottom heavy design is one of the hottest in all pokemon in my opinion and the face that it's also so slick and slimy is a HUGE turn on! I think I could happily camp out under that tailhole for HOURS and besides they're so heavy there'd be no getting out of it while you get nice and slick!

1. Lapras
Absolutely one of my favourite pokemon. I find it's design absolutely beautiful and would happily service one! Added bonus is that they are so big you're not just under the butt you'll be pinned under the whole 'mon! Once again unable to move and at the big beauties mercy!

Well there you have it! There are some notable runners up, but who knows maybe the list will update over time!