[pouar@FurAffinity:~]$ cat uncyclopediaquotes
"The X server has to be the biggest program I've ever seen that doesn't do anything for you. ~ Ken Thompson
"What the fuck!? A Windows desktop clone with more functionality? I can do it better. I go to do a Mac OS desktop clone with less functionality!" ~ Richard Stallman on KDE 1.0 (about the future GNOME, of course)
"If the user can't do anything, he can be pissed; but never confused. So we decided to eliminate (also) the option of running programs (remember, programs have options). An angry user is always better than a confused user!" ~ GNOME developers on explaining to pissed users why they removed the "Run application..." option.
"Experience Freedom! Tie up resources!" ~ KDE catchphrase
"If there are free system resources, add more features." ~ KDE philosophy
"Ubuntu is an ancient African word that means: I do not know how to install Debian." ~ Mark Shuttleworth
"People liked NASCAR because the constant crashes made it exciting, and this gave me an idea..." ~ Bill Gates on Microsoft Windows
"What do you mean that is SUPPOSED to happen?" ~ Bill Gates on using Windows 95 for the first time
"2000 didn't mean the year 2000. It meant how much money we made on every PC it was licensed to." ~ Bill Gates on the title of Windows 2000
"Another thing we make you think you need." ~ Apple on the new iPad
"Introducing MAC OS X Leopard! Now shipping with shiny new macs... yes they're shiny." ~ Steve Jobs on Mac OS X 10.6
"Here you go, have it, but don't remove my name. Yes, you can still sue me." ~ Brian Behlendorf on BSD-style licenses
"Sure you can lock me into your services for the rest of eternity, just don't reuse my art" ~ DeviantArt Community over the acquisition by Wix
[pouar@FurAffinity:~]$ ^D
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