I lied. Again.

Thinger copy-pasted from  nanimoose journal thing with my answers substituted, obviously.

(+++) INSTANT BONER
(++) Serious turn-on
(+) I like it
(~) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not my thing
(--) Turn-off
(---) INSTANT FLACCIDNESS
Additional (*) means I like it, but I know it's weird and shameful.

Anal on Males (+++)
Anal on Females (++)
Breasts (+)
Breast Expansion (-)
Bondage (++)
Clothing (~) [Act of removing said clothing, though: ++]
Leather (--)
Stockings (as the only thing worn (I'm including just plain socks in this too) +++)
Shoe/Boots (~)
Suit and Tie (~)
Muscle, Male (+/--) [(Nani's answer fits well here:)"Some definition is good; bodybuilder type muscle is ick"]
Muscle, Female (--)
Herm (++) [Best of both worlds...why not?]
Cub (+++) [For reference, see basically everything I've written]
Baby/Diaper (+/--) [It in itself is cute, but not the expulsion of bodily waste that tends to go along with it]
Transformation (+) [Often depends on what to and from]
Macro/Micro (~)
Impregnation (~)
Pregnancy (--)
Lactation (~)
Vore (---)
Paw/Foot (++/--) [Paws are awesome, feet aren't :P]
Incest (++) [Again, reference my writing]
Yuri (F/F) (++)
Yaoi (M/M) (+) [Oh snap. Gotta throw this in: Shota (+++)]
Hetero (M/F) (++)
Bi (+++) [Story of me, basically]
Girly Boys (-)
Butch Girls (--)
Mind Control (~)
Rape (--) [I haven't really explored it, but in some situations I find it kinda hot]
Uniform (~)
Orgy (~) [Really tenative...depends on a number of things]
Subbing/Domming (++)
Biting (---)
Cheesecake (?) [Eh?]
Solo Masturbation (++) [(Again, Nani's answer works quite well for me) "Both M and F; M with spooge = +++"]
Watersports (-)
Scat (---)
Inflation (+)
Fat/Pudge (+++/---) [(And again) "Slight to moderate chub is +++! Once you get to Topic-On-Jerry-Springer obese it becomes a ---"]
Tech (~)

Feels like it's missing something...but I can't quite put a finger on it. Oh well. *sets up a pie stand and monopolizes the market*