I know you're out there somewhere, and absolutely despise the holiday, whatever the cause. Some of you are outright terrified of it, for good reason: impossibly awful family that you're forced to be around. Abusers, fascists, sociopaths, rapists, people who abandoned you, people who neglect you, people who would disown you the second you came out of the closet... some families have nothing else.

A toast to you, from me. You ain't alone. Hang in there; it's just a few more days.