Praise Be to Nicholas, the Omnipotent and Jolly One*
9 years ago
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╚══════════════════════════╝𝟏. 𝔖𝔢𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝑦𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔦𝔣𝔱. (𝔐𝔞𝑘𝔢 𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔦𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔲𝔭 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝑦 𝔱𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔩𝑦 𝔰𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝑦 𝔠𝔞𝔫'𝔱 𝔢𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔭𝔢!)𝟐. 𝔉𝔦𝔱 𝑦𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔠𝔞𝔭𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔞 𝔰𝔫𝔲𝔤-𝔣𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔯𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔯 𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔰𝔲𝔦𝔱, 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔫𝔬 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝑦'𝔯𝔢 𝔰𝔢𝔵𝑦 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔲𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤. 𝔈𝔫𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔞𝔫𝑦 𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔰 𝔬𝔯 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢𝔰 𝑦𝔬𝔲'𝔡 𝔩𝔦𝑘𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝑘𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔢𝔵𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔞𝔯𝔢, 𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔩, 𝔢𝔵𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔢𝔡. (𝔄𝔫𝔡 𝔦𝔣 𝔰𝔬, 𝔢𝔵𝔠𝔩𝔲𝔡𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔰 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔣𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔭𝔰).
𝟑. 𝔊𝔞𝔤 𝔞𝔫𝔡/𝔬𝔯 𝔪𝔲𝔷𝔷𝔩𝔢 𝑦𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔦𝔣𝔱 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝑦 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔩𝑦 𝔰𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝑦 𝔴𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔴𝔞𝑘𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝑦𝔟𝔬𝔡𝑦 𝔲𝔭 𝔡𝔲𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱! 𝔉𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔞 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔬𝔯𝑦 𝔡𝔢𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔳𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔥𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔦𝔰 𝔞𝔩𝔰𝔬 𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡. (𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔪𝔞𝑦 𝔞𝔩𝔰𝔬 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔣𝔦𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔪𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔰 𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔱, 𝔦𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝑦 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔭 𝔠𝔩𝔞𝔴𝔰.)
𝟒. 𝔐𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔦𝔣𝑦 𝑦𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔦𝔣𝔱 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔬𝔢! 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔲𝔰𝔢 𝔢𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔩𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔠 𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔤𝔢𝔰/𝔤𝔞𝔲𝔷𝔢 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰, 𝔯𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰, 𝔡𝔲𝔠𝔱/𝔟𝔬𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔤𝔢 𝔱𝔞𝔭𝔢, 𝔬𝔯 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔢𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔩-- 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔪𝔞𝑘𝔢 𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝑦 𝔴𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔟𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔞𝔫𝑦 𝔰𝔮𝔲𝔦𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡!
𝟓. 𝔉𝔦𝔱 𝑦𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔦𝔣𝔱 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔞 𝔰𝔫𝔲𝔤 𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔢𝔭𝔰𝔞𝔠𝑘, 𝔬𝔯 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔦𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔯𝔩𝑦 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔠𝑘 𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔞𝔰𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱. (𝓡𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔢𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔰 𝔱𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔩𝑦!)
𝟔. 𝔄𝔭𝔭𝔩𝑦 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔴𝔬 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔩𝔞𝑦𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔴-- 𝔱𝔞𝔭𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔟𝔞𝔟𝔩𝑦 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝑘 𝔟𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢! --𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔭 𝑦𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔦𝔣𝔱 𝔲𝔭 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔩𝑦 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔣𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔭𝔞𝔭𝔢𝔯.
𝟕. 𝔄𝔭𝔭𝔩𝑦 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔴𝔬 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔩𝔞𝑦𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔴-- 𝔱𝔞𝔭𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔟𝔞𝔟𝔩𝑦 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝑘 𝔟𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢! --𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔭 𝑦𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔦𝔣𝔱 𝔲𝔭 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔩𝑦 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔣𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔭𝔞𝔭𝔢𝔯. (𝔗𝔥𝔢𝑦 𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔟𝔢 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔱𝔱𝑦 𝔪𝔲𝔠𝔥 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔭𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔩𝑦 𝔦𝔪𝔪𝔬𝔟𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔢𝔡 𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔱, 𝔰𝔬 𝑦𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔫'𝔱 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔯𝑦 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔞𝔭𝔢𝔯 𝔟𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔬𝔯𝔫 𝔬𝔯 𝔟𝔯𝔬𝑘𝔢𝔫 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔤𝔤𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤. 𝔖𝔱𝔦𝔩𝔩, 𝔢𝔵𝔱𝔯𝔞 𝔩𝔞𝑦𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔥𝔲𝔯𝔱! 𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔭𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔦𝔰 𝔰𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔩𝑦 𝔱𝔬 𝔲𝔰𝔢 𝔣𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢-𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔞𝔭𝔢, 𝔰𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔞𝔭𝔢 𝔦𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣 𝔦𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔤.)
𝟖. 𝔉𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩𝔩𝑦, 𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔞 𝔯𝔦𝔟𝔟𝔬𝔫 𝔬𝔯 𝔰𝔩𝔞𝔭 𝔞 𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝑦𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔦𝔣𝔱, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔞𝑘𝔢 𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔞𝔤 𝔦𝔰 𝔞𝔡𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔩𝑦. 𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔦𝔣𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𝑦 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔡 (𝔬𝔯, 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔰, 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔡~) 𝔬𝔫 𝓒𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔪𝔞𝔰 𝔇𝔞𝑦!
( 𝟗. 𝔄𝔩𝔰𝔬, 𝔡𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔩𝔲𝔡𝔢 𝔩𝔬𝔱𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔣𝔲𝔫 𝔱𝔬𝑦𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔞𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔬𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰 𝔞𝔰 𝔰𝔱𝔬𝔠𝑘𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔰! )
Merry Christmas everyone! oouoo
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okay i edited the post with a "can't read this shit" version
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