Idiot's make me SMILE somedays.....
16 years ago
Okay, So.... I can't sleep at all. I get on my computer and watch some online prof lectures so I can get ahead of studying today for my exam tomorrow. Also so I can take a nap this afternoon. When low and behold,... I get an IM. It's from a guy I was formerly interested in, and have met a few times, and encountered in a couple of sexual type situations. Now, the funny part of this is, I had already deleted him from my IM list cause if I don't like a person I delete them off of it so I don't have to see that they're online. Reasons for his deletion being, he told me he didn't like hanging with 90% of the Houston furs anymore, he wanted to be alone and be a rogue, and then just the other day professed how he wanted to just die because he life was so bad. I lifted a beer and told him Cheers! Best of Luck with that! Cause that's just how I act with those people.
Okay, so....I let him ramble on bout how he doesn't wanna be his fursona any more, and he shoots ideas back at me, and I'm just like sure whatever, cause I really don't give a damn. Now, before, he had said the reason we didn't get together is because I wouldn't drive up to him there in Houston, cause he had told me he would NOT make the 1 1/2 hour drive to me. To which I told him that was not a relationship blah blah, ya'll know the details. So he blamed me for the reason we weren't together. Even though he'd get on IM and confess his love and lust for me, which after 2 times of being fooled I learned what was going on, he just wanted someone to believe him cause hardly anyone else would. Cause he doesn't accept responcibility for himself.
Anyways we keep talking and finally we got on the subject of reputations, and he tells me that lots of people don't like me and that they spread pretty nasty things about me and tales of my exploits. This is honestly nothing new to me, I used to be wild, dirty, and raunchy and would sleep with anything that wanted to fuck. But, I'm different now and don't just hop into bed with anyone even if they do look like adonis. And I honestly do get alotta shit from my friends for it,...I get teased and all kinds of stuff. So, I wonder why he's even bothering me with this. And he's always quick to say "i'm not gonna tell you who says it" mostly cause that's the excuse for "I made it up" Hahaha. So, I'm all like "So you're telling me this to make me paranoid?" He can't really give me an explanation for why he was telling me this. He continues on to say even some of my "friends" talk about me like that. I'm like...uh huh? so what makes you think they're my friends? He continues on how I call them my friends. If you're the ones talking about me and I call you my friend.....say it to my face? Or tell it to someone that's not gonna be a cheap ass bastard about telling me they "know stuff" hahaha.
Funny thing is, this guy is one to be talking. He's had to change his furname and specie MANY differen't times because of all the drama and shit that he causes. To which I remind him and he explicitly tells me "and lots of people are just followers that'll believe anything their friends say" i accuse him of doing the same thing but....evidently it doesn't apply to him, cause the people he's 'following' arent' his friends. Which is really funny how soon those people come and go for him, as just a month ago he LOVED the Houston furs, and was a PROFESSION FURRY (which caused me MANY laughs when he announced that) but now, liked stated above he didn't want to hang with 90% of them.
Okay to further say about the relationship above, I tried dating last year,...after august not sure exactly when this date was with him, but basically I was just fooling myself thinking I wanted to date when I just wanted more sex with a closer bond. Well he gets here, we have dinner, I fuck him once, and send him packing. Yes it was mean cruel, but that's how I was back then. Well, months later we talk a bit more, I kinda like him a bit more cause i was less about the sex more about wanting a boyfriend,...but then he goes and pulls shit telling me how much he likes me, then when we meet up at furmeets,... not so open about it. Well, after he did that a few times I wisened up and took the scritches when i could but didn't loose sleep when I got no hug. Then like i said before he tells me it was MY fault we didn't get together. I've talked with an old flame of his and got the same story just different vers from him and me and the buddy chuckled at how funny this guy was. Well this morning while I was talking.....he announced to me, how he'd NEVER wanted me, and I had never had a chance cause he was never INTERESTED in me. Which is funny as hell cause I'm sorry it wasn't my imagination at those 3am IM talks of "I love you, I want to be with you, I want you in my arms" came up.
So, like every sensible person does, I blocked him and am not putting up with that annoyance anymore. Which will be extremely funny at the next fur event that he may/may not be there because I'm sure he'll make it all out like I'M the one that's going to call him names, beat him, or other horrendous crimes that I'd never do. I'm not the one that starts shit.....I'm the one that finishes it. So,....as this would seem a "I'm pissed cause i didn't get a boyfriend" It ain't. It's the...."Omfg, i'm tired of this behavior from people in the fandom" to quote myself...HURRAY FOR THE EGO..... "It's Pointless, Useless, and a I just don't give a Damn"
Thank you for reading this if you did. If you didn't quit once you read the first paragraph.....well, you probably like drama and hearing about it, so go watch your SOAP OPERA. Or you're just a devoted fan which I thank you for and commend you for being a fan to a completly rude jackass of a person which is me!!! If you ever watch HOUSE MD,....I like to think of myself like him and strive to be like him in my everyday life,....without the limp of course. But the cane is pimpin'
Kody, The White Cougar aka Your Local Rent-a-Cat
P.S. Any furs wanna guess who this guy is go right ahead and comment, I will tell you yes or no. Sadly I don't believe many of you know this bastard, so....I will get no support from people who actually have to deal with him.
Okay, so....I let him ramble on bout how he doesn't wanna be his fursona any more, and he shoots ideas back at me, and I'm just like sure whatever, cause I really don't give a damn. Now, before, he had said the reason we didn't get together is because I wouldn't drive up to him there in Houston, cause he had told me he would NOT make the 1 1/2 hour drive to me. To which I told him that was not a relationship blah blah, ya'll know the details. So he blamed me for the reason we weren't together. Even though he'd get on IM and confess his love and lust for me, which after 2 times of being fooled I learned what was going on, he just wanted someone to believe him cause hardly anyone else would. Cause he doesn't accept responcibility for himself.
Anyways we keep talking and finally we got on the subject of reputations, and he tells me that lots of people don't like me and that they spread pretty nasty things about me and tales of my exploits. This is honestly nothing new to me, I used to be wild, dirty, and raunchy and would sleep with anything that wanted to fuck. But, I'm different now and don't just hop into bed with anyone even if they do look like adonis. And I honestly do get alotta shit from my friends for it,...I get teased and all kinds of stuff. So, I wonder why he's even bothering me with this. And he's always quick to say "i'm not gonna tell you who says it" mostly cause that's the excuse for "I made it up" Hahaha. So, I'm all like "So you're telling me this to make me paranoid?" He can't really give me an explanation for why he was telling me this. He continues on to say even some of my "friends" talk about me like that. I'm like...uh huh? so what makes you think they're my friends? He continues on how I call them my friends. If you're the ones talking about me and I call you my friend.....say it to my face? Or tell it to someone that's not gonna be a cheap ass bastard about telling me they "know stuff" hahaha.
Funny thing is, this guy is one to be talking. He's had to change his furname and specie MANY differen't times because of all the drama and shit that he causes. To which I remind him and he explicitly tells me "and lots of people are just followers that'll believe anything their friends say" i accuse him of doing the same thing but....evidently it doesn't apply to him, cause the people he's 'following' arent' his friends. Which is really funny how soon those people come and go for him, as just a month ago he LOVED the Houston furs, and was a PROFESSION FURRY (which caused me MANY laughs when he announced that) but now, liked stated above he didn't want to hang with 90% of them.
Okay to further say about the relationship above, I tried dating last year,...after august not sure exactly when this date was with him, but basically I was just fooling myself thinking I wanted to date when I just wanted more sex with a closer bond. Well he gets here, we have dinner, I fuck him once, and send him packing. Yes it was mean cruel, but that's how I was back then. Well, months later we talk a bit more, I kinda like him a bit more cause i was less about the sex more about wanting a boyfriend,...but then he goes and pulls shit telling me how much he likes me, then when we meet up at furmeets,... not so open about it. Well, after he did that a few times I wisened up and took the scritches when i could but didn't loose sleep when I got no hug. Then like i said before he tells me it was MY fault we didn't get together. I've talked with an old flame of his and got the same story just different vers from him and me and the buddy chuckled at how funny this guy was. Well this morning while I was talking.....he announced to me, how he'd NEVER wanted me, and I had never had a chance cause he was never INTERESTED in me. Which is funny as hell cause I'm sorry it wasn't my imagination at those 3am IM talks of "I love you, I want to be with you, I want you in my arms" came up.
So, like every sensible person does, I blocked him and am not putting up with that annoyance anymore. Which will be extremely funny at the next fur event that he may/may not be there because I'm sure he'll make it all out like I'M the one that's going to call him names, beat him, or other horrendous crimes that I'd never do. I'm not the one that starts shit.....I'm the one that finishes it. So,....as this would seem a "I'm pissed cause i didn't get a boyfriend" It ain't. It's the...."Omfg, i'm tired of this behavior from people in the fandom" to quote myself...HURRAY FOR THE EGO..... "It's Pointless, Useless, and a I just don't give a Damn"
Thank you for reading this if you did. If you didn't quit once you read the first paragraph.....well, you probably like drama and hearing about it, so go watch your SOAP OPERA. Or you're just a devoted fan which I thank you for and commend you for being a fan to a completly rude jackass of a person which is me!!! If you ever watch HOUSE MD,....I like to think of myself like him and strive to be like him in my everyday life,....without the limp of course. But the cane is pimpin'
Kody, The White Cougar aka Your Local Rent-a-Cat
P.S. Any furs wanna guess who this guy is go right ahead and comment, I will tell you yes or no. Sadly I don't believe many of you know this bastard, so....I will get no support from people who actually have to deal with him.
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"Anyways we keep talking and finally we got on the subject of reputations"
That paragraph, oh boy. >.<
I suggest you use dial for your opera next time, it washes out easier.
In any case, if he's wanting to play childish games, yeah, staying away makes sense. I doubt anyone could make that kind of thing worth putting up with.
I take minor exception with your title. I don't like it when people's reaction to immature behavior is to say 'LOL FURRIEZ', or something like that. It has nothing to do with being a furry, and everything to do with being a choad. Furries don't have a patent on wankery. (although, if we did, we could MAKE IT PAY)
If you want to rip on twentysomethings as a whole I won't mind, since that dosen't apply to me. *wagwags old-ly* :)
1: Rested cougars are happy cougars, so sleep more or I will use the bat next time. lol
Yeah, I can see you saying that back to him over that junk. Haha. Those comments get old fast.
2: Yeah, people just want people on their sides at times. It's why they say stuff to befriend.
And it does get annoying when one person always drives to hang out with the other person. *stares at you* :P haha, just kidding.
3: Yeah, we give you grief over your past, but just keeping you on your toes. ^_^ Got to keep cougars in check. And you have grown and changed for the better. *pats your head and hugs*
As for people saying stuff, he's just pulling stuff out of thin air to provoke.
4: If you are a follower, then you are a follower, if it is a friend or not. And sure, he's probably caused a lot.
5: Yeah, I remember that. And well.... never mind, you know what I know and won't leave on board, just funny. lol
6: Yes... good boy. You block, then delete. Haha.
*looks up* Oh sorry what were you saying... I was double checking with your hotel to make sure your suit would be big enough for your ego. :P
7: Well, I would call myself a fan. Just a good friend. :D
And yes you are a completely rude jackass. .... Oh wait, I said that out loud.
Oh, you can be like House and have a limp too. *pulls out the bat from last night's conversation*
P.S: Well, I could guess, but I already know who it is. Been around you long enough to know. Figured it out by the second paragraph.
Hehe.. yeah, best this didn't work out there, bud. Got to love the fur drama. Haha. Oh well, take it and learn from it.
And I knew there was a good reason I started watching you. You're such a straight-shooter and I appreciate that so much.