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9 years ago
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"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant...
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas! You know where to stick those jingle bells!
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah, all you motherfuckers go to hell
If I ain't gaga'd it ain't Kwanzaa! Joy to the world, of gettin' stoned
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas...
So leave this goddamn Scrooge the fuck alone!
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah, all you motherfuckers go to hell
If I ain't gaga'd it ain't Kwanzaa! Joy to the world, of gettin' stoned
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas...
So leave this goddamn Scrooge the fuck alone!
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
