Cum/piss inflation is awesome! Inflation with air, I don't think I'd really understand. But uh, anything to give a dude a big distended gut is probably great to me! haha
Have you got a specific kind of primate that you can call your favourite? Mine's probably the Varecia rubra, or red ruffed lemur, they're super cool, on top of also being adorable, ahhhh!
As a crowned lemur it would be sacrilege for that not to be my favorite hehe. Red ruffed is adorable too, I love all lemurs! But come on, look at me patrolling for bitches here, http://cdn1.arkive.org/media/2A/2A2.....tone-karst.jpg heheh
You said it snows in your area
I need snow