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The shit I put up with...
9 years ago
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Was just having some more introspective the other day. And I am still as baffled by the brazen ineptitude of the R34 fandoms as a whole.
Despite what many like to strawman, I don't sit rubbing my nipples over being blatantly superior to ~95 % of all the popufurs when it comes to female genital anatomy. I am honestly more sad+embarrassed about it. As that should not be the case.
It's like... a Harvard professor or something going all "Oooh! You know mulpipwication? I cwant count pwast 10! Awent you pwecious?" and genuinely tries to gloat about that. How they don't understand multiplication for shit, and pride themselves in it. Just because they are great at addition and subtraction. Like... that's not something to gloat about. At most you could be like... I dunno; humble? Or w/e. Yet instead they see it like a sign of strength or something. Incompetence is like, the opposite of that. Not really something you can embrace tbh... much less praise for.
It's honestly just disheartening to have had dozens of artists admit that they can't draw pussy for shit compared to me, along with how their fans are too stupid to have a standard. Atop getting admiration from their fans for being so great at copy pasting and/or tracing. They just happily gloat how they don't stand a chance against my expertise, and barely can tell a pussy from an elbow as they churn out their showelware gloryhole pics, and/or farmgirl cumbucket carboard oc.
I mean; Jebus. Many of them even openly admit they can't draw vulva for shit on their submissions, atop how their fans are too thick to tell the difference. And then their fans see that statement, and just cheer them on for insulting them. Like when a certain swindler congratulated themselves for managing to pawn off a futafolio, with 0 futa in it to their gullible fans. And their fans just went "Yeah, he sure got us! I'd totes do it again within a heartbeat!". I know ignorance is bliss, but it feels like there ought to be a limit... seeing people just breathe through their nose and nodding their heads all "Heh, yeah, we are totes that dumb!"
Likewise, the R34 fandom and it's status quo and war on whisleblowers is equally saddening. It's like the US and their "How DARE you point out facts that makes us look bad?" like seen with Snowden and Manning. Not doing shit to those that committed the crimes, but whacking down on those that exposed them. Classic case of shooting the messenger. Cuz, as long as you bow your head and are oblivious, you're not negatively affected by it.
I'm not overjoyed by both the furry fandom AND the pony fandom having claimed me as the "vag expert", along with ½ the HF fandom all calling me the unquestioned+unchallenged, supreme ruler of female genitalia anatomy. Some would be very flattered and/or emblazoned by this. I just find it sad tbh... I literally beat ~95 % of ALL popfurs combined, DESPITE not being able to draw for shit. Solely because none of those popfurs puts the slightest grain of effort into their pussies, and are all utterly incompetent on purpose. And then people throw hissy fits over me DARING to have the audacity to bother putting effort into my vulvae, and making all theses popufurs, their dear leader, look pathetic due to being unable to compete with someone that can't even draw... "lack of competition" isn't really something I proudly display for the reason to being among the top of anything. It's like if I was the world champion at DotA or something, cuz the other team couldn't make it, so I won by walkover. Like... yeah, that's TOTALLY something I wana show off with. It doesn't help as said with people tossing jealous and/or butthurt fits against me all "You're just better than them because they're not trying!" and whatnot.
So yeah, as said: I'm not overjoyed by this. Having people unable to challange me due to being too cock obsessed and inept at pussy isn't something I take joy from. Even utterly wrecking/owning hacks attempting to wriggle their way out with stuttering lame excuses, or running off bawling has just become monotonous and lost all charm. It was a little fun the first couple times tbh, but now it's just met with a sigh and deadpan. Even if it's entirely justified, I am not happy over being a cranky, cynical critic. It might seem when looking at people like Zero Punctuation, The Nostaliga Critic or the like. But trust me: Being correct a vast majority of the time, and have the worst people can object to you with be "Well... um... erh... YOUR MOM!" and then see them go "Nailed it!" almost makes me want to pick up drinking. But, what else would they attack me on other than ab hominem, deflection or projection? It's not like they can beat me on the substance. They literally got nothing to come with in the vast majority of cases.
There IS one thing I do take pride in. And that's my "world first" and inventing fetishes. Like making the worlds first animation starring Trixie (even if humanized. No-one else had bothered to have her do anything more than just be featured in anything else.) And possibly having made the only dominant Lord Dominator porn... I do still honestly hope I just haven't found whatever was made before mine... since really, I can't be the only one, right? Or both being the first at inventing female deepthroating and equine glory holes, and making content with them. I do enjoy being a prodigy :3 And yes, I do allow myself to be a bit smug about this. But you know, for an actually legit reason. Not just "I'm too lazy to do better!" or "Because I can get away with it!".
Sometimes I really wonder why I even try when people seem far more interested in shoving their heads either up their own asses, or down the sand. But, there is truth to the whole "ignorance is bliss". There's a reason the statistics for depression shoot up the more educated and/or intelligent you are.
Despite what many like to strawman, I don't sit rubbing my nipples over being blatantly superior to ~95 % of all the popufurs when it comes to female genital anatomy. I am honestly more sad+embarrassed about it. As that should not be the case.
It's like... a Harvard professor or something going all "Oooh! You know mulpipwication? I cwant count pwast 10! Awent you pwecious?" and genuinely tries to gloat about that. How they don't understand multiplication for shit, and pride themselves in it. Just because they are great at addition and subtraction. Like... that's not something to gloat about. At most you could be like... I dunno; humble? Or w/e. Yet instead they see it like a sign of strength or something. Incompetence is like, the opposite of that. Not really something you can embrace tbh... much less praise for.
It's honestly just disheartening to have had dozens of artists admit that they can't draw pussy for shit compared to me, along with how their fans are too stupid to have a standard. Atop getting admiration from their fans for being so great at copy pasting and/or tracing. They just happily gloat how they don't stand a chance against my expertise, and barely can tell a pussy from an elbow as they churn out their showelware gloryhole pics, and/or farmgirl cumbucket carboard oc.
I mean; Jebus. Many of them even openly admit they can't draw vulva for shit on their submissions, atop how their fans are too thick to tell the difference. And then their fans see that statement, and just cheer them on for insulting them. Like when a certain swindler congratulated themselves for managing to pawn off a futafolio, with 0 futa in it to their gullible fans. And their fans just went "Yeah, he sure got us! I'd totes do it again within a heartbeat!". I know ignorance is bliss, but it feels like there ought to be a limit... seeing people just breathe through their nose and nodding their heads all "Heh, yeah, we are totes that dumb!"
Likewise, the R34 fandom and it's status quo and war on whisleblowers is equally saddening. It's like the US and their "How DARE you point out facts that makes us look bad?" like seen with Snowden and Manning. Not doing shit to those that committed the crimes, but whacking down on those that exposed them. Classic case of shooting the messenger. Cuz, as long as you bow your head and are oblivious, you're not negatively affected by it.
I'm not overjoyed by both the furry fandom AND the pony fandom having claimed me as the "vag expert", along with ½ the HF fandom all calling me the unquestioned+unchallenged, supreme ruler of female genitalia anatomy. Some would be very flattered and/or emblazoned by this. I just find it sad tbh... I literally beat ~95 % of ALL popfurs combined, DESPITE not being able to draw for shit. Solely because none of those popfurs puts the slightest grain of effort into their pussies, and are all utterly incompetent on purpose. And then people throw hissy fits over me DARING to have the audacity to bother putting effort into my vulvae, and making all theses popufurs, their dear leader, look pathetic due to being unable to compete with someone that can't even draw... "lack of competition" isn't really something I proudly display for the reason to being among the top of anything. It's like if I was the world champion at DotA or something, cuz the other team couldn't make it, so I won by walkover. Like... yeah, that's TOTALLY something I wana show off with. It doesn't help as said with people tossing jealous and/or butthurt fits against me all "You're just better than them because they're not trying!" and whatnot.
So yeah, as said: I'm not overjoyed by this. Having people unable to challange me due to being too cock obsessed and inept at pussy isn't something I take joy from. Even utterly wrecking/owning hacks attempting to wriggle their way out with stuttering lame excuses, or running off bawling has just become monotonous and lost all charm. It was a little fun the first couple times tbh, but now it's just met with a sigh and deadpan. Even if it's entirely justified, I am not happy over being a cranky, cynical critic. It might seem when looking at people like Zero Punctuation, The Nostaliga Critic or the like. But trust me: Being correct a vast majority of the time, and have the worst people can object to you with be "Well... um... erh... YOUR MOM!" and then see them go "Nailed it!" almost makes me want to pick up drinking. But, what else would they attack me on other than ab hominem, deflection or projection? It's not like they can beat me on the substance. They literally got nothing to come with in the vast majority of cases.
There IS one thing I do take pride in. And that's my "world first" and inventing fetishes. Like making the worlds first animation starring Trixie (even if humanized. No-one else had bothered to have her do anything more than just be featured in anything else.) And possibly having made the only dominant Lord Dominator porn... I do still honestly hope I just haven't found whatever was made before mine... since really, I can't be the only one, right? Or both being the first at inventing female deepthroating and equine glory holes, and making content with them. I do enjoy being a prodigy :3 And yes, I do allow myself to be a bit smug about this. But you know, for an actually legit reason. Not just "I'm too lazy to do better!" or "Because I can get away with it!".
Sometimes I really wonder why I even try when people seem far more interested in shoving their heads either up their own asses, or down the sand. But, there is truth to the whole "ignorance is bliss". There's a reason the statistics for depression shoot up the more educated and/or intelligent you are.
Then make up and blame something utterly irrelevant as the cause of it, again xD
That's your field of expertise, not mine.
Same goes for that guy that tried to prove me wrong, and in the end: Could only go "Well... YOUR MOM! ... nailed it!"
You guys just get extremely butthurt when facts don't add up to your narrow minded world view. It's really inconvenient for you when things don't go according to how you demand.
And yes, it is my field of expertise to dunk you hypocrites. Problem is that you can't be won over, as you like a cult, just keep shifting the burden of proof and required evidence. You're basically doing this: https://youtu.be/TTOla3TyfqQ?t=73 , and even if I DO fill out all the blanks. You will STILL dismiss it. Or get bored and try to change the topic.
Like when dozens of artists claim they are tremendous at drawing pussy, but refuse to prove it. You guys just go "Oh, why should they have to do that? Just take it on faith!"
Or when ex: Atryl told his followers to pay a subscription fee to get FREE stuff. That you guys tried to brush aside and rationalize. Or when he gave the statement that "Just ask people I've worked with! They all think I am great!" and in a leaked email, someone gave him print screens of skype conversation WITH someone he worked with, that called him out for essentially being an arrogant, incompetent hack. And then he swiftly changed his mind to "Oh, you gotta ask CLOSE FRIENDS of mine.". Or the dozens of time's he's said "I never said that." then gets linked to his tumblr post where he DID say that. Then it's suddenly "Oh, that doesn't count. It was over a week ago. I'm not CURRENTLY saying that."
Or how Fisk tries to brush off that we're not allowed to point out he's a hack when it comes to drawing vulva, and how he doesn't know how to draw anything other than loli vag, because he is great at drawing dicks. Therefore, any and all proof that shows he can't draw pussy is irrelevant. Because he draws great dicks. Therefore, it means he MUST be able to draw great pussy too. Despite never once even attempting to draw a proper one.
Or Kevinsano releasing a futafolio with 0 futa. Because he USUALLY draws futa, we can't call him out on falsely advertising. Same goes for 100 % of all the other major folios featuring feminine characters. Just because they all accidentally happen to be falsely advertised and not contain what is promised, doesn't mean they can be called dishonest...
If someone actually managed to prove me wrong, I'd be the first to admit it.
But apologists and those that only focus on the 5 % of people that doesn't fuck it up, doesn't cut the bill. Nor does those that disregard everything I say, and just picks out one part like "Well, you don't like loli vag! So there, I disproved you, that makes you intolerant of my intolerance, you bigot!!"
You can't disprove or debunk anything I point out or state, so instead you just go deflect, deflect deflect! You guys are less impressive than the democrats that literally blames everyone but themselves for their failure.
I know you're butthurt that I'm right, because that's inconvenient for you. But seriously, grow up.
You can't just constantly claim that your dear leader is right, even when you're proven wrong without the shadow of a doubt. Or well, you technically can, and you have.
But why let facts get in the way of your ignorant bubble?
I am well aware that you guys won't give up lying and deceiving people. Cuz, that would mean you have to stop ripping off, or actually put effort into your work.
But until your discriminatory, obsessively backwards conservative extremist kind has been wiped out thanks to the boom of information. I guess all I can really do is keep up the good fight, keep exposing your dear leaders for the incompetent hacks that they are. While effortlessly being a prodigy that beats all of them combined when it comes to female genitalia.