Stolen from necrodrone13 necrodrone13 because it looked fucking awesome! :D

You add up the price throughout and change where necessary.

BE HONEST

This meme is about the RL you, not your fursona ;P

[Years since virginity was lost]

Still a virgin [$0][X]
6 Months [$50][]
1 Year [$70][]
2 Years [$90][]
3-5 years [$120][]
5-10 years [$150][]
10+ years [$200][]

[Sexuality]

Straight [$50][]
Bi [$70][X]
Gay [$50][]
Trisexual [$70][]

[Number of past relations that where sex took place]

0 [$50][X]
1 [$100][]
2-4 [$150][]
4-6 [$180][]
6-8 [$200][]
8+ [$220][]

[Size of boobs/penis]

Small [$60][]
Average [$80][X]
Large [$120][]
Huge [$150][]
Astronomical [$200][]

[Level of personal health/fitness]

Unhealthy [$20][]
Average [$40][]
Active [$60][X]
Very Healthy [$100][]
Exercise Nut [$130][]

[Average length of sex session]

5-10 mins [$20][]
10-30 mins [$50][]
30-50 mins [$70][]
50-90 mins [$120][]

[Longest ever sex session]

20-40 mins [$20][]
40-60 mins [$40][]
60-90 mins [$70][]
90-120 mins [$120][]
120+ mins [$200][]

[Sexual personality]

Selfish [$0][]
Give and take [$50][]
Generous [$100][X]

[Positions Tried]

1-3 [$20][]
3-6 [$50][]
6-10 [$70][]
10-15 [$100][]
15+ [$150][]

[Number of Different Locations of sex]

1-2 [$30][]
2-4 [$60][]
4-8 [$90][]
8-15 [$120][]
15+ [$160][]


I am most likely one pf the cheapest lays here. I feel depressed now. AND FOUR OF THESE DON'T EVEN APPLY TO ME!!! I fail at sex. And can be hired for $360.......
Wow. I'm pricier than i thought. Look me up in Canada. W00T.