Let's talk about a family movie about singing furries!


Spoiler alert for those who haven't seen it, if you don't wanna know what happens in the end, back away from this journal now, i'll even give you a few line breaks to buffer it starting now:











Those of you still here, we all know that the competition was a sham and they all wanted to perform anyway and all that jazz, but upon hearing and seeing their performances in the end, who do you think should have rightfully won it if it HAD stayed a competition? Let's go over it and simon cowell this bitch!

Rosita (the pig lady) was the one I WANTED to win it from the start because, well, I dig the whole housewife/full time mom with hidden talents angle and while it was a great performance, I don't think she would've won it...also, call me crazy, not a fan of the batman outfit thing.

Johnny (the gorilla) probably had the best pure singing voice out of everyone (and that's debatable as they all could sing) but I wasn't crazy about the choice of song. I think his talents would have been better suited for a slow, more soulful song, though points for the piano.

Seth Macfarlane (the mouse...I know he has a name but really, did you call him anything else?) is where it starts getting tough to judge, because my god, his voice for lounge singing is amazing and it was a perfect song to show that off with. He could have easily won it in my opinion, but we have more to go on with this list.

Meena (the elephant) much like Seth, another amazing voice and I believe the movie itself wanted you to believe that she would be the clear cut winner of the whole thing, while i'm not a fan of the song itself, I cant deny that it had the hell sang right out of it.

Ash (the porcupine) is without a doubt, my pick for who would've won it. She had a dynamite voice, stage presence, the intro was great and I love the song, plus playing a guitar along with it.

Though its personally my favorite performance, i'm not exactly a pro critic... what do you guys think?