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I'm Cursed.
9 years ago
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It feels like no one I ever like wins an event. In fact, it's always the guy or team I ABSOLUTELY DON'T WANT TO WIN that wins it. When the Patriots won the superbowl, honestly, I was infuriated. WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THE ****ING PATRIOTS AGAIN!? WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THOSE CHEATERS!? COULDN'T THEY HAVE LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE A SUPERBOWL RING FOR ONCE!? It just proves that hard work and dedication are useless. There's always going to be a New England Patriots or a Tombstone who will put minimal effort and cheat their way to victory.
But that's not all. I am seriously sick of monster-raising games... where the strongest monsters are stick figures. I literally hate Pheromosa from Pokemon, VoltaiK from Monster Legends and, honestly, anorexic designs in general. You'd think it would be a minor thing, but it honestly ruins these games, especially when all the monsters I DO like suck. Guzzlord, which honestly is the only 7th gen Pokemon I even sort of like, should have had moves and stats worthy of being a legendary, instead he's a JOKE. His moves suck, his stats suck, and Pheromosa gets godly attack stats she shouldn't realistically have.
Also, the more I see Adam ****over's BS pasted around the internet, the more I loathe him. His advice will ultimately spell extinction for elephants and rhinos and lions.
But that's not all. I am seriously sick of monster-raising games... where the strongest monsters are stick figures. I literally hate Pheromosa from Pokemon, VoltaiK from Monster Legends and, honestly, anorexic designs in general. You'd think it would be a minor thing, but it honestly ruins these games, especially when all the monsters I DO like suck. Guzzlord, which honestly is the only 7th gen Pokemon I even sort of like, should have had moves and stats worthy of being a legendary, instead he's a JOKE. His moves suck, his stats suck, and Pheromosa gets godly attack stats she shouldn't realistically have.
Also, the more I see Adam ****over's BS pasted around the internet, the more I loathe him. His advice will ultimately spell extinction for elephants and rhinos and lions.
-People seem to like Mega Venusaur. He has good bulk and good recovery, making him hard to kill.
-Clefable has two incredible abilities, one that reflects things like Toxic and Swagger, while another negates all indirect damage dealt to Clefable, also she has good buffing moves and decent recovery.
-Mandibuzz is good for getting rid of Aegislash, but once Aegislash was banned, Mandibuzz fell out of use. It's still a good bulky Pokemon with good recovery.
-Slowbro, once again, good bulk, excellent recovery recovery, and the Mega form is immune to Critical hits, though his recovery isn't as good as regular Slowbro since he doesn't get Regenerator or Leftovers.
-People really like Evolite Chansey, though I haven't given it much thought.
...Most other good bulky Pokemon are just generic shields with eyes or stickfigures wrapped in a shell (like the Tapus).