Another Billy Mays Journal
16 years ago
General
Billy Mays and I used to eat sandviches together and talk about killing... He would talk about killing soap scum and ring around toilet while I would talk about killing babies and cowards... BUT IT WAS KILLING ALL THE SAME!
Billy Mays also sold me Sasha... and it was only two easy payments of $39.95 to fire that weapon...
*sobs*
Billy Mays also sold me Sasha... and it was only two easy payments of $39.95 to fire that weapon...
*sobs*
FA+

Billy was a good man.
RIP.
When Billy Mays saw Jesus in heaven, the first thing he asked was the big question everyone has been wondering for centuries:
"ARE YOU ON THE BALL?"
RIP Billy Mays
It will take many Little Babies to make up for this.