So I whent out to a Slipknot party with my friend he is em not the sharpest one some times :V

this:

weird conversations vol. 2.0

cat: Getting drunk with you dog is always soooooooo nice! (loud noises)

dog: yeah yeah probably, um but it can be more pleasent if some one din’t toke a big fat dump in front of us ……………

cat: …………

dog: and it can be better if you dint puked your freaking beer back in the mug you deep shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cat: Im okay now :D

dog: eh why I even bother




2.1

dog: you din’t bought a better bed cat !!!!

cat: why its okay I love this bed ….

dog: I dont think love can be an option for a small pice of shit that has your dirty clothes one whut you use as blankets /:(

cat: but I like it the way he is and we had so much good times…..

dog: okay lets start it from my part this thing what you call a bed is dirty as fuck oh and small cause ……………. why you ewen hawe to be 6.7 feet tall anyway your legs are alway on the rug when you sleep, this is stupid ooooooooooooooooooooooo and last but not least why is this the only fucking bed in your apartment and why it has to be always ho gett crussed to the fucking wall by your drunk ass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cat: soooooooooo are you saying I’m big and the bed is small

it’s probably cause I had a lot of milk :D

dog: Em what did you say ! NOOOOO you idiot you had to much freaking cum in your mouth and it affected your brain this is why you are so stupid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cat: sooooooo you making me stupid ewery time……….. ?

dog: ………….

dog: go to sleep !