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Re-posting this paragraph with a few edits more eye-catching title there, Diane. :P Basically, show me some hot Jurassic Park fan porn and I will do a dinosaur portrait for you!
I say, have any of you good folks seen any good Jurassic Park fanart that I may have missed out there? Especially Alan/Ellie porn, but I will take anything, heh. Ellie/Alan/Ian has been intriguing my headspace lately too recently, though my idea is not entirely consensual for poor Alan, oh lordy no, Diane. *fans self* I'm familiar with Uselessboy's pinups on Hentai Foundry, but he does not enough Ellie in my opinion, ha. Then there's this insanity: http://emmamunger.com/PIN-UPS/Jurassic-Park The Hammond one amuses me to no end. XD I really love the world of JP and all the fun stuff I can fangasm into it! Damn fine fandom, Diane! And that cherry pie is to die for.
Oh, and please don't show me Claire unless she's getting raped by dinosaurs. :P She'll never be half as cool as Ellie and I'm sick to death of her. p.q Yeah, she kind of gets it at the end of JW, but I still don't really like her. And Owen/Blue is a way better pairing than Owen/Claire in my opinion. They better not stay together after what was done to my beloved Alan/Ellie with that atrocity JP3, goddammit. I hear she'll at least get sensible shoes in the sequel, though. Um... sorry for the rant, if you do actually like her, don't want to offend, I just... don't like her, Diane, I'm sorry. :B
That being said, Diane... I'd like to see Ellie being raped by dinosaurs too... >.> And, uh, maybe Muldoon, because that's how I assume he survives into the comics. He never does explain exactly what happened, but I assume this: It looks like an on-screen death, but they were really just molesting him.
An no, I'm not calling you Diane.... I'm calling EVERYONE Diane. Thought it might be fun to confuse the general population and possibly amuse any Twin Peaks fan weirdos who may be watching. I've discovered a surprising amount of Twin Peaks fanart right here on FA, Diane, and am hopeful to spark some conversations about that as well in the future. And if you happen to have any fan porn of Agent Cooper... I'll exchange a dinosaur for some of that as well, Diane. :3
I say, have any of you good folks seen any good Jurassic Park fanart that I may have missed out there? Especially Alan/Ellie porn, but I will take anything, heh. Ellie/Alan/Ian has been intriguing my headspace lately too recently, though my idea is not entirely consensual for poor Alan, oh lordy no, Diane. *fans self* I'm familiar with Uselessboy's pinups on Hentai Foundry, but he does not enough Ellie in my opinion, ha. Then there's this insanity: http://emmamunger.com/PIN-UPS/Jurassic-Park The Hammond one amuses me to no end. XD I really love the world of JP and all the fun stuff I can fangasm into it! Damn fine fandom, Diane! And that cherry pie is to die for.
Oh, and please don't show me Claire unless she's getting raped by dinosaurs. :P She'll never be half as cool as Ellie and I'm sick to death of her. p.q Yeah, she kind of gets it at the end of JW, but I still don't really like her. And Owen/Blue is a way better pairing than Owen/Claire in my opinion. They better not stay together after what was done to my beloved Alan/Ellie with that atrocity JP3, goddammit. I hear she'll at least get sensible shoes in the sequel, though. Um... sorry for the rant, if you do actually like her, don't want to offend, I just... don't like her, Diane, I'm sorry. :B
That being said, Diane... I'd like to see Ellie being raped by dinosaurs too... >.> And, uh, maybe Muldoon, because that's how I assume he survives into the comics. He never does explain exactly what happened, but I assume this: It looks like an on-screen death, but they were really just molesting him.
An no, I'm not calling you Diane.... I'm calling EVERYONE Diane. Thought it might be fun to confuse the general population and possibly amuse any Twin Peaks fan weirdos who may be watching. I've discovered a surprising amount of Twin Peaks fanart right here on FA, Diane, and am hopeful to spark some conversations about that as well in the future. And if you happen to have any fan porn of Agent Cooper... I'll exchange a dinosaur for some of that as well, Diane. :3
Laura Dern was beautiful in the 90s(and probably still is, haven't seen her in anything for some time but she'll be in the next Star Wars and Twin Peaks and I am very happy about this). I first saw Jurassic Park when I was nine, and when I left that theater I was almost... hell, I was in love with her.
I could probably say something about this slowly affecting my sexuality, having watched that movie about 65 million times by the time puberty hit. And yet, somehow I didn't figure out I was bisexual until much later, after a confusing dream about Aeon Flux at age 23. But I always loved Ellie, even if I didn't think of her sexually until, like... fairly recently. But she's a badass who knows what she wants. Even though I personally identify as "child-free," I always admired that her drive to have an awesome career AND a baby or two. As a woman, I always liked her feisty and unapologetic approach to sticking up for herself and her gender.
There's that one scene where Malcolm says, "She's, uh... tenacious," And Alan replies, "You have no idea" ....always made me wonder just how Alan meant that... probably sexually. I've inferred that they have an intense BDSM relationship based on mainly that scene, heh. I have a dirty, dirty mind. And they were such an adorable couple with an adorable trailer and adorable cardboard cat. They promised each other a few times in the comics, "Whatever happens from her on out, we're in it together" kind of deals. There was some kissing and that made me really happy. I really want her to have his weird mutant raptor babies. p.q They'll hatch from eggs of course. One would have six arms and they're all snakes. No one will be able to explain this. But that is a story for another time.
She's even more awesome in the comics, too. She saved Rexy's life when their boss gave her too much sedative, and saved a raptor's life when it got shot in the neck, even after it tried to kill them. I admire that kind of inborn compassion; she couldn't just let it die, she chose to help the animal. And the raptor remembered that kindness, though Alan was forced to kill its sister when that one lunged at Ellie. And they both felt terrible for that. And she tells Ian off after he tries to hook up with her while Alan was missing. She stood up for herself and her relationship, where so many other female characters may have given in to that temptation.
I identify with her to a point. Dating
The long answer, well, I think this article sums it up perfectly: http://www.ihatejoelkim.com/blog/20.....ng-action-hero I did say mine was the short answer, ha. XD
*end of textwall* Well, um, you did ask. ^^;