Be our Guest
Let's put our service to the test!
It's okay, we're all gay
He's all gay! We hope you stay!
I'll help you pray,
Go to sleep, and in your dreams
You'll go deep, in other men
Say Amen!

I like girls, they're okay
But I'll admit, not as gay!
Be our Guest
Unzip your pants
We'll do the rest!
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