FWA question thing.
8 years ago
"Do you know what those who underestimate tigers always say?" Yes im still alive! Ive been secretly lurking here for months. Anyway I'll be at tha FWA so its time to do this thing I think. Swiped this from
l2edpanda and modded it slightly. I'll have alittle fun with it and answer as myself and the Malevolent Table Spirit
Where are you staying?
Khon: Some where in the main hotel
TS: I will be possessing every tiable at the main hotell
What day are you getting there?
Khon: I think Wednesday i don't remember so don't quote me on that
TS: I NEVER LEFT!
How are you traveling?
Khon: The U.S.S. Shakira. Advanced warp core test bed. Registration NX-407 (AKE I'm driving up in my car)
TS: The Table Spirit moves through the table dimension. I am under every table and under no table simultaneously
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Khon:
moxari
finalflight as well as
neltruin
offaim
xdabears and everyone else that i dont remember their FA things
TS: Who ever my faithful servants sacrifice to me in order to earn my blessing.
How is the best way to find you?
Khon: I will probably be the only one there with a glowing staff again.
TS: Approach any table and pray.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Khon: I normally don't but im tempted to terrorize the Bunny meet and greet. I will be at the Shrekmas Smash Tournament.
TS: All events that have tables. I will capture cute bunny girls that get to close to the tables in that panel.
What do you look like?
Khon: Average. Tiger tail. Long hair tied back but thin up top. Sometimes caring an overpriced glowing stick.
TS: A table. Also nightmares... or Ecstasy... or both.
Will you be suiting?
Khon: I have no suit. Just a tail
TS: Various types of tables.
Do you do free art?
Khon: uhhh what?
TS: THE TABLE SPIRIT DOES NOT "DO" ART. He receives it and offers blessings in return.
Do you do trades?
Khon: Trade what?
TS: Blessings for tribute and sacrifices
What is your gender?
Khon: Penis
TS: Table
How tall are you?
Khon: 5'6"
TS: About waist high.
Can I talk to you?
Khon: Sure I love to make new friends.
TS: Talking in the form of worship for blessings. Speak to any table and I will listen. Don't worry no one will think you are crazy.
Can I touch you?
Khon: I follow cat rules. Touch at your own risk. You may get bit.
TS: Place things upon me. BUT DO NOT REACH UNDER THE TABLE!
How can I find you?
Khon: yell "Khon" all dramatic William Shatter like and if I'm around you now have my atention
TS: I am under every table.
Can I buy you drinks?
Khon: I don't drink but i do drown myself in Pepsi/Coke when at cons
TS: No but you may drink off me. Just no spilling.
Can I give you stuff?
Khon: Sure but I don't know why you would.
TS: I shall give you the blessing of The Table Spirit if you do.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Khon: *purrs* not gonna say no. But again do so at your own risk. Some ones gon-git-bit
TS: I WILL NOT COMMENT ON WHAT HAPPENS TO SACRIFICES ONCE IN THE TABLE REALM!
Are you nice?
Khon: Yes but pretty quiet around new people.
TS: NO THERE IS ONLY MALEVOLENCE
How long are you going?
Khon: Full con and then some.
TS: I am always there
Do you have an artist table?
Khon: No but i may bribe some friendies for table space if my lazy ass finishes my FWA projects.
TS: I AM ALL TABLES!
Will you be going to parties?
Khon: *shrugs* I dont know. I always just wander and end up where ever I end up.
TS: I AM ALL TABLES AT ALL PARTIES! THESES QUESTIONS TRY MY PATIENTS!
Will you be performing?
Khon: I will have my Flowstaff and will be poping in and out or the late night dances.
TS: The Malevolent Table Spirit does not "perform"
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Khon: "KKKHHHHOOOOONNNN!" or "Hey" or "*pet pet pet* ahhh why did you bite me?!"
TS: I ALREADY SAID SPEAK TO ANY TABLE!
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Khon: Hanging with friends
TS: I AM ALL TABLES!!!!
What/where will you be eating?
Khon: Can't go to FWA without going to the diner atleast once. Im fond of Vortex. and most of my food will be from the mall. DQ!
TS: PLACE FOOD ON ME!!!!
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Khon: *shrugs* ok dont know why you'd want to. I could use company when doing mall food court.
TS: I AM ALREADY THERE. WHY TO YOU HARASS ME WITH STUPID QUESTIONS?!
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Khon: Ok but its only like 6 pages long and mostly design conspets for projects.
TS: WHAT SKETCH BOOK?!
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Khon: Sure! I' love doodles!
TS: ...This would count as tribute.
Can I take your picture?
Khon: Kay
TS: I AM ALL TABLES AND I WILL BRING ABOUT THE END TIMES BECAUSE YOU ASKED TO MANY STUPID QUESTIONS!
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Khon: Relax and have fun, get arts, pornz, and useless stuff. Maybe meet some one cute to snuggle.
TS: DESTROY EVERYTHING UNLESS I AM APPEASED!!
Any closing comments?
Khon: Just gonna try and have fun and relax. I'll have my 3DS street pass message pointing here to meet new people
TS: *evangelion plug rejection screams as the end times near*
l2edpanda and modded it slightly. I'll have alittle fun with it and answer as myself and the Malevolent Table Spirit Where are you staying?
Khon: Some where in the main hotel
TS: I will be possessing every tiable at the main hotell
What day are you getting there?
Khon: I think Wednesday i don't remember so don't quote me on that
TS: I NEVER LEFT!
How are you traveling?
Khon: The U.S.S. Shakira. Advanced warp core test bed. Registration NX-407 (AKE I'm driving up in my car)
TS: The Table Spirit moves through the table dimension. I am under every table and under no table simultaneously
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Khon:
moxari
finalflight as well as
neltruin
offaim
xdabears and everyone else that i dont remember their FA thingsTS: Who ever my faithful servants sacrifice to me in order to earn my blessing.
How is the best way to find you?
Khon: I will probably be the only one there with a glowing staff again.
TS: Approach any table and pray.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Khon: I normally don't but im tempted to terrorize the Bunny meet and greet. I will be at the Shrekmas Smash Tournament.
TS: All events that have tables. I will capture cute bunny girls that get to close to the tables in that panel.
What do you look like?
Khon: Average. Tiger tail. Long hair tied back but thin up top. Sometimes caring an overpriced glowing stick.
TS: A table. Also nightmares... or Ecstasy... or both.
Will you be suiting?
Khon: I have no suit. Just a tail
TS: Various types of tables.
Do you do free art?
Khon: uhhh what?
TS: THE TABLE SPIRIT DOES NOT "DO" ART. He receives it and offers blessings in return.
Do you do trades?
Khon: Trade what?
TS: Blessings for tribute and sacrifices
What is your gender?
Khon: Penis
TS: Table
How tall are you?
Khon: 5'6"
TS: About waist high.
Can I talk to you?
Khon: Sure I love to make new friends.
TS: Talking in the form of worship for blessings. Speak to any table and I will listen. Don't worry no one will think you are crazy.
Can I touch you?
Khon: I follow cat rules. Touch at your own risk. You may get bit.
TS: Place things upon me. BUT DO NOT REACH UNDER THE TABLE!
How can I find you?
Khon: yell "Khon" all dramatic William Shatter like and if I'm around you now have my atention
TS: I am under every table.
Can I buy you drinks?
Khon: I don't drink but i do drown myself in Pepsi/Coke when at cons
TS: No but you may drink off me. Just no spilling.
Can I give you stuff?
Khon: Sure but I don't know why you would.
TS: I shall give you the blessing of The Table Spirit if you do.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Khon: *purrs* not gonna say no. But again do so at your own risk. Some ones gon-git-bit
TS: I WILL NOT COMMENT ON WHAT HAPPENS TO SACRIFICES ONCE IN THE TABLE REALM!
Are you nice?
Khon: Yes but pretty quiet around new people.
TS: NO THERE IS ONLY MALEVOLENCE
How long are you going?
Khon: Full con and then some.
TS: I am always there
Do you have an artist table?
Khon: No but i may bribe some friendies for table space if my lazy ass finishes my FWA projects.
TS: I AM ALL TABLES!
Will you be going to parties?
Khon: *shrugs* I dont know. I always just wander and end up where ever I end up.
TS: I AM ALL TABLES AT ALL PARTIES! THESES QUESTIONS TRY MY PATIENTS!
Will you be performing?
Khon: I will have my Flowstaff and will be poping in and out or the late night dances.
TS: The Malevolent Table Spirit does not "perform"
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Khon: "KKKHHHHOOOOONNNN!" or "Hey" or "*pet pet pet* ahhh why did you bite me?!"
TS: I ALREADY SAID SPEAK TO ANY TABLE!
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Khon: Hanging with friends
TS: I AM ALL TABLES!!!!
What/where will you be eating?
Khon: Can't go to FWA without going to the diner atleast once. Im fond of Vortex. and most of my food will be from the mall. DQ!
TS: PLACE FOOD ON ME!!!!
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Khon: *shrugs* ok dont know why you'd want to. I could use company when doing mall food court.
TS: I AM ALREADY THERE. WHY TO YOU HARASS ME WITH STUPID QUESTIONS?!
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Khon: Ok but its only like 6 pages long and mostly design conspets for projects.
TS: WHAT SKETCH BOOK?!
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Khon: Sure! I' love doodles!
TS: ...This would count as tribute.
Can I take your picture?
Khon: Kay
TS: I AM ALL TABLES AND I WILL BRING ABOUT THE END TIMES BECAUSE YOU ASKED TO MANY STUPID QUESTIONS!
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Khon: Relax and have fun, get arts, pornz, and useless stuff. Maybe meet some one cute to snuggle.
TS: DESTROY EVERYTHING UNLESS I AM APPEASED!!
Any closing comments?
Khon: Just gonna try and have fun and relax. I'll have my 3DS street pass message pointing here to meet new people
TS: *evangelion plug rejection screams as the end times near*
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