Says "I am considering making a full on design business after I do some research on the market" over dinner with the In-Laws
Mother in Law gets excited, ignores the word "considering" in the sentence
Mother in Law tells everyone I am starting a business

Me:
OMG stop please I don't even know if I am fucking doing it, what I'd sell or what the fucking name would be yet


Note to future self:
If pregnant, do not tell mother in law about pregnancy until I have made it to 2nd Trimester because otherwise she will be announcing it to everyone before I get the chance

Don't get me wrong, I love my Mother in law she is one of the sweetest women I have ever met, but holy damn she likes to fucking gossip