I'm looking for a thick, well-hung cop.
8 years ago
The musings of a neurotic egotist. Ideally herm/trans, with a penchant for buttfucking small cat guys into creamy oblivion in exchange for keeping his illegal exploits under the radar.
Splitting commission costs would be great, but absolutely not essential!
Apply below, officer.
Splitting commission costs would be great, but absolutely not essential!
Apply below, officer.
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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16203029/ , http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11341778/
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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19230142/
Up for some butt-ramming bribery? The pic I got in mind implies some moderate corruption. :D
Sounds fun :)
I've got
a holeroom for an accomplice if you've got a partner to bring along, btw!Besides, getting overpowered and double-ended by two dirty cops? Dream material. *Swoon*
However, I think I know exactly who might fit the bill better.. *Contacts a buddy to respond*
I very well might take you up on that, my friend. <3