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How to hide a dinosaur?
9 years ago
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Object In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear.
It's easy enough to be a dinosaur on an island full of dinosaurs, but to be a dinosaur in the middle of Montana seems quite a bit trickier.
Not sure how many of you follow my stories, but that last one, Mesozoic Mess? (That's what I would have called JP/JW if it were MY dinosaur park.) I'm trying to figure out how to continue it and I'm not sure. :B Just how do you go about keeping the existence of an animal the size of a V. sornaensis secret?
I could easily go the "found and kidnapped and prodded by scientists" route, but... I'm kinda hoping for Alan to avoid that. :S Poor kid's been through enough already. (I say kid but the character would be like 60 by now, hah.) Besides, sounds too much like the plot of Splash!, bahaha. Which I might want to watch again now that I think of it. (It's approaching mermaiding season, after all.) Heh, I loved John Candy's character from that, he's another Pervert with a capital P. But... we're getting off the subject.
Maybe a list of funny reactions to finding out that your boss is a dinosaur now. There's a whole dig team to consider. Jeez, Ellie might have to hook that trailer up to their truck and find someplace secluded to get away from all those curious peepers. :B Maybe InGen could offer Ellie a job "studying" her husband in captivity. Maybe she says "fuck it" and buys one of those things from Rick so she can be a raptor too and they just run off together into the badlands. (I know some of y'all want that option to happen, hehe.) I could do a lo of things.
What would you like to see from my fan fiction weirdness? I'm open to moar ideeeeeas, ideas forever, SCIENCE! Open to ideas for the Changes timeline too with Ellie as the raptor, that's still a thing! Though like I said, it's easier to come up for ideas about a dinosaur and her man-toy on an island full of dinosaurs!
In other news, the JP3 rewrite has been put on hold for this. I hate that movie and don't want to watch it again just to finish that. You win, TF fans.... you win. ;3
Also, dinosaur porn has proven to be great for my career. Thank you to everyone. :3 Feeling good about my art lately. It's nice. Still got some commissions to do, so I will be doing that now.
Not sure how many of you follow my stories, but that last one, Mesozoic Mess? (That's what I would have called JP/JW if it were MY dinosaur park.) I'm trying to figure out how to continue it and I'm not sure. :B Just how do you go about keeping the existence of an animal the size of a V. sornaensis secret?
I could easily go the "found and kidnapped and prodded by scientists" route, but... I'm kinda hoping for Alan to avoid that. :S Poor kid's been through enough already. (I say kid but the character would be like 60 by now, hah.) Besides, sounds too much like the plot of Splash!, bahaha. Which I might want to watch again now that I think of it. (It's approaching mermaiding season, after all.) Heh, I loved John Candy's character from that, he's another Pervert with a capital P. But... we're getting off the subject.
Maybe a list of funny reactions to finding out that your boss is a dinosaur now. There's a whole dig team to consider. Jeez, Ellie might have to hook that trailer up to their truck and find someplace secluded to get away from all those curious peepers. :B Maybe InGen could offer Ellie a job "studying" her husband in captivity. Maybe she says "fuck it" and buys one of those things from Rick so she can be a raptor too and they just run off together into the badlands. (I know some of y'all want that option to happen, hehe.) I could do a lo of things.
What would you like to see from my fan fiction weirdness? I'm open to moar ideeeeeas, ideas forever, SCIENCE! Open to ideas for the Changes timeline too with Ellie as the raptor, that's still a thing! Though like I said, it's easier to come up for ideas about a dinosaur and her man-toy on an island full of dinosaurs!
In other news, the JP3 rewrite has been put on hold for this. I hate that movie and don't want to watch it again just to finish that. You win, TF fans.... you win. ;3
Also, dinosaur porn has proven to be great for my career. Thank you to everyone. :3 Feeling good about my art lately. It's nice. Still got some commissions to do, so I will be doing that now.
How do you hide a dinosaur?
Open the refrigerator door, take the giraffe out, put the dinosaur in, close the door.
Does "Mr. Big" know you have his car?
I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Or could always blame it on a mental breakdown, and he can't function properly without wearing such a life-like dino-suit. I remember a couple shows where non-humans hid in plain sight by claiming they were just wearing very expensive costumes