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Superhero logic!
16 years ago
- No matter how flimsy a superhero's disguise is, no one EVER finds out their true identity.
- The obvious choice when you get superpowers is to waste your safety and time in an endless fight against crime. There's never a useful way to use superpowers that doesn't include fighting other dudes with superpowers.
- Accidents involving massive doses of radioactivity doesn't kill people. It gives them superpowers.
- Every alien has superpowers.
- People with superpowers do not need combat training to be superheroes. Having superpowers automatically gives you all the skills you need.
- Superheroes without super-resistance can be thrown several meters into the ground or a wall without breaking any bones.
- If you know acrobatics and can use melee weapons, you can be a superhero.
- It's perfectly reasonable to charge towards foes using automatic guns with sword or even unarmed, even if you do not possess special means of avoiding/healing damage from gunfire.
- If the hero can withstand gunfire without harm, 99% of the shots will hit him. It the hero cannot withstand sustained gunfire, 0,01% of the shots will hit him.
- Killing the bad guy is wrong, despite how obvious it is that they won't stop commiting crimes.
- Maximum security prisons always have an easy way for the prisoners to escape.
- Bright colored spandex uniforms are clearly superior to camo-textured kevlar in every aspect.
- Unstable molecules, despite what scientists say, can easily adapt to the wearer's needs and are not prone to exploding nor ejecting harmful ammounts or radioactivity.
- Millionaires have access to technologies more advanced than the NASA or anyone else.
- There's always convenient objects that can be used as improvised weapons when the hero has no chance otherwise.
- "Dead" superheroes and supervillains are always revived a while after they "die"
- The obvious choice when you get superpowers is to waste your safety and time in an endless fight against crime. There's never a useful way to use superpowers that doesn't include fighting other dudes with superpowers.
- Accidents involving massive doses of radioactivity doesn't kill people. It gives them superpowers.
- Every alien has superpowers.
- People with superpowers do not need combat training to be superheroes. Having superpowers automatically gives you all the skills you need.
- Superheroes without super-resistance can be thrown several meters into the ground or a wall without breaking any bones.
- If you know acrobatics and can use melee weapons, you can be a superhero.
- It's perfectly reasonable to charge towards foes using automatic guns with sword or even unarmed, even if you do not possess special means of avoiding/healing damage from gunfire.
- If the hero can withstand gunfire without harm, 99% of the shots will hit him. It the hero cannot withstand sustained gunfire, 0,01% of the shots will hit him.
- Killing the bad guy is wrong, despite how obvious it is that they won't stop commiting crimes.
- Maximum security prisons always have an easy way for the prisoners to escape.
- Bright colored spandex uniforms are clearly superior to camo-textured kevlar in every aspect.
- Unstable molecules, despite what scientists say, can easily adapt to the wearer's needs and are not prone to exploding nor ejecting harmful ammounts or radioactivity.
- Millionaires have access to technologies more advanced than the NASA or anyone else.
- There's always convenient objects that can be used as improvised weapons when the hero has no chance otherwise.
- "Dead" superheroes and supervillains are always revived a while after they "die"
Great journal Jack~ ^_^
No caso de vingança, já não acho tão comum. De cara só lembro do Batman e do Justiceiro, e o Justiceiro, de super-herói tem muito pouco.