I'm getting rather tired of some of my friend's girlfriends. I rarely talk to them bet when I do hear about them all they see to do is complain...about their man. First off, possesion of another person is wrong, we established that way back in the 1860's but yet somehow it still exists and even has become a kink. Secondly, I feel very sorry for my friends that have to put up with this, I've seen it over and over and frankly i'm rather tired of it. Ladies listen closely now, LIFE WILL NEVER BE PERFECT!! There...that's the bit let-down of the year but it is true, life will never be perfect. Now to the guys: If you are engaged to a woman [or man] who spends all their time on planning the wedding ceremony and basically ignores you, dump then immediately. Nothing good will come of that relationship...trust me.

Well this has been a dose of reality by yours trully, and until the next time society needs to be slapped with a fish, I am your squeeable dolphin, Mist.