Some jokes that I shared on DA long time ago:

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What is it?
If you throw it up its a screw...
,when it fall down its a car.
???
The Japanese new manufacturing technologies.

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A cute little girl went into the pet shop
Little girl: Excuse me, do you sell bunnys in this store?
shop asistant: Of course. :) What kind of bunny are you looking for? For a little cute white bunny or maybe a brown one with long ears? :)
Little girl: I think it doesn't matter for my anaconda. -,-

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The elephant and the mouse have decided to commit suicide. They both went up to the roof of a ten floor high building to jumt down. The mouse jumps first and says the following words durring the fall:
"Bye cruel world...
bye 10th floor...
bye 6th floor...
bye 3rd floor..."
Than "splash" the mouse hit the ground. After that the elephant jumps and says the following words durring the fall:
"Bye cruel world...
bye 10th floor...
bye 6th floor...
bye 3rd floor...
bye ground level...
hye miners...
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM !"