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things my mother taught me (nsfw, vent shit)
8 years ago
don't wear tight shirts
your belly is so big in it that you look pregnant.
keep your elbows out and don't lay them comfortably against your body
because your arms look fat otherwise.
don't wear your hair up
your face is round and ugly and you should hide it behind your long locks.
don't wear shorts or skirts
your legs are white and have cottage cheese thighs and nobody wants to see that.
don't refuse a boy's jacket
you will emasculate him if you reject his advances.
don't hold the door for a man
he's supposed to do it for you and you will anger him, even if he doesn't say it.
press your arms together and lean when you talk to men behind the counter
because it's nice of you to let them leer at your cleavage and you should be flattered by his attention.
don't cut your hair short
you'll look like a dyke and give boys the wrong message.
don't say 'ow' during sex, always hide your pain if it hurts
it's not sexy and will make the man feel bad.
shave and wash your pussy until it smells like flowers if your man is nice enough to go down on you
it's a privilege and you should make it the best possible experience for him, even if it makes you feel disgusting when it's spontaneous.
wear short skirts with skimpy panties
make men want you for your body so they'll like you eventually for your mind.
don't wear slutty clothing
or you'll be raped for leading men on.
kiss girls in front of boys
because pretending to be bisexual is sexy.
don't kiss girls alone
being a lesbian is abnormal and bad.
smile wide and only say 'thank you' when a man tells you he wants to fuck you
it's a compliment and you should be grateful.
don't deny any compliments even if you're insecure
it's unflattering and annoying and nobody wants to know you have self-image problems.
don't marry anyone unless it's a white man
your children will turn out ugly otherwise.
don't argue with your man even if you are right
intimidating women aren't sexy and you will make him angry.
don't laugh so loudly or openly
it's ugly and you sound annoying.
hide your pain and always smile and say the right things
because you are a woman and you should be demure and easy to mold to others' desires.
your belly is so big in it that you look pregnant.
keep your elbows out and don't lay them comfortably against your body
because your arms look fat otherwise.
don't wear your hair up
your face is round and ugly and you should hide it behind your long locks.
don't wear shorts or skirts
your legs are white and have cottage cheese thighs and nobody wants to see that.
don't refuse a boy's jacket
you will emasculate him if you reject his advances.
don't hold the door for a man
he's supposed to do it for you and you will anger him, even if he doesn't say it.
press your arms together and lean when you talk to men behind the counter
because it's nice of you to let them leer at your cleavage and you should be flattered by his attention.
don't cut your hair short
you'll look like a dyke and give boys the wrong message.
don't say 'ow' during sex, always hide your pain if it hurts
it's not sexy and will make the man feel bad.
shave and wash your pussy until it smells like flowers if your man is nice enough to go down on you
it's a privilege and you should make it the best possible experience for him, even if it makes you feel disgusting when it's spontaneous.
wear short skirts with skimpy panties
make men want you for your body so they'll like you eventually for your mind.
don't wear slutty clothing
or you'll be raped for leading men on.
kiss girls in front of boys
because pretending to be bisexual is sexy.
don't kiss girls alone
being a lesbian is abnormal and bad.
smile wide and only say 'thank you' when a man tells you he wants to fuck you
it's a compliment and you should be grateful.
don't deny any compliments even if you're insecure
it's unflattering and annoying and nobody wants to know you have self-image problems.
don't marry anyone unless it's a white man
your children will turn out ugly otherwise.
don't argue with your man even if you are right
intimidating women aren't sexy and you will make him angry.
don't laugh so loudly or openly
it's ugly and you sound annoying.
hide your pain and always smile and say the right things
because you are a woman and you should be demure and easy to mold to others' desires.
Nope.