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RAMPAGE EDITION
8 years ago
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Object In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear.
So, a few days ago I found this review of an old and terrible game called Jurassic Park Rampage Edition: https://bradhatesgames.wordpress.co.....mpage-edition/ And I wondered, Why am I not playing this?
Well, I wasn't looking for it specifically, but I was searching for dinosaur games on some stupid flash site... and THERE IT WAS... There it IS: http://dinosaurgames.me/play/Rampage-Edition.html
It's both great and terrible at the same time. I'm calling this Bloodlust Alan Grant: The Game from now on, because he is not just surviving or rescuing anyone, he is hell-bent on killing every living thing on that island. No one is safe. There's one level where he's being carried by a Pteranodon, and you can kind of steer the Pteranodon and shoot things in flight, and you think, "Oh, Alan's friends with the Pteranodon" until it drops you in its nest and tries to murder you, so you kill your Pteranodon buddy too. You can play as a raptor too, he does flips and shit and can make butterflies explode with his tail? :B
Yep, an awful game, and I kinda love it.
Well, I wasn't looking for it specifically, but I was searching for dinosaur games on some stupid flash site... and THERE IT WAS... There it IS: http://dinosaurgames.me/play/Rampage-Edition.html
It's both great and terrible at the same time. I'm calling this Bloodlust Alan Grant: The Game from now on, because he is not just surviving or rescuing anyone, he is hell-bent on killing every living thing on that island. No one is safe. There's one level where he's being carried by a Pteranodon, and you can kind of steer the Pteranodon and shoot things in flight, and you think, "Oh, Alan's friends with the Pteranodon" until it drops you in its nest and tries to murder you, so you kill your Pteranodon buddy too. You can play as a raptor too, he does flips and shit and can make butterflies explode with his tail? :B
Yep, an awful game, and I kinda love it.
