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I'm 116% Mentally Ill
16 years ago
I had to, I am always Mental.. figured I'd find out how much.
HOW MENTALLY ILL AM I?
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (And into!)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (But.. but it was funny then, and now.)
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[x] You have been called a blond (Hard not to be called one when I am.)
TOTAL: 6
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Mmm, tasty elbow's.)
[] You just tried to lick your elbow (Don't need to, I know I can.)
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Stupid me standing in my way.)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Saddly.. almost once a week or more..*pouts*)
TOTAL: 9
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less. (Technically I can 45wpm left hand only, but normally not)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire (Yes *finger steeple* Accident.)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose .
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 12
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you (Often people do as such.)
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (OMG my decibel)
TOTAL: 17
[] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally (Mmm protien)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important (Define Important)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (What do you mean, I don't believe you! *looks down...* ohh)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time (But.. I set it down... there.. right there.. ohh wait.. hehe...)
TOTAL: 21
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things. (OMG karma hates me.. all things near me break)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. (Aruu? *headtilt)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um”
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot. (I really like to hear people repeat themselves.. I heard you.. ! Really I did)
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
TOTAL: 28 x 4 = 116
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."
HOW MENTALLY ILL AM I?
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (And into!)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (But.. but it was funny then, and now.)
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[x] You have been called a blond (Hard not to be called one when I am.)
TOTAL: 6
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Mmm, tasty elbow's.)
[] You just tried to lick your elbow (Don't need to, I know I can.)
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Stupid me standing in my way.)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Saddly.. almost once a week or more..*pouts*)
TOTAL: 9
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less. (Technically I can 45wpm left hand only, but normally not)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire (Yes *finger steeple* Accident.)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose .
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 12
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you (Often people do as such.)
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (OMG my decibel)
TOTAL: 17
[] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally (Mmm protien)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important (Define Important)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (What do you mean, I don't believe you! *looks down...* ohh)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time (But.. I set it down... there.. right there.. ohh wait.. hehe...)
TOTAL: 21
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things. (OMG karma hates me.. all things near me break)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. (Aruu? *headtilt)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um”
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot. (I really like to hear people repeat themselves.. I heard you.. ! Really I did)
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
TOTAL: 28 x 4 = 116
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."
