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ALL | ABOUT | ME
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- Name: 7oby or Ax
- Single or taken: Single & in love with Pringles xoxo
- Sex: Like gender...? Dude I guess???
- Birthday: Morch onety-one, MCMXCIII
- Sign: I love the "slippery when wet" road signs. Look at this dude just enjoying life: http://images.roadtrafficsigns.com/.....ign-x-w8-5.png
- Hair color: 50% grey, 50% tan-ish, 50% faded black hair dye
- Eye color: Blue-grey but my eyes are so squinty I don't think most people even notice lmfao
- Height: XXL (6'5")
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay? God I never know how to answer this. "Yes."

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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Cheapo stuff
- What are you listening to right now?: Peace To The Mountain - Coheed & Cambria
- Who is the last person that called you?: My...dad...? Maybe...? Who calls people anymore lmfao just text me, man

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F A V O U R I T E S
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- Animal: ALL. But I especially love cats, dogs, colugo, hyenas, all those cute little rodent fellas, CHICKENS, man don't make me pick just one!!!!!
- Colour: I CAN'T PICK JUST ONE!!!!!!!!!!! Indigo, wine red, orange, cyan, basically every shade of green... I never cared much for yellow though but it's good as an accent sometimes (orange is superior)
- Drink: Anything not too sugary. I really like mead, fruit teas, and a good homemade lemonade
- Element: Zodiac/numerology bs says I'm water through-and-through but that's TOTES BS. The water element stereotype doesn't fit me at all!!! This PlayBuzz quiz says I'm lightning and, honestly? That's more like it.
- Food: CONSUME NOODLES AND CHICKEN STIR FRY
- Game: Fallout *blows kisses* (and Doom and a few others like Overwatch, Soul Calibur, Warframe, Deus Ex, Bethesda)
- Movie: I'll fight a man over Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome
- Song: Neon Knights by Black Sabbath (Dio era) literally never gets old
- Subjects in school: I always did decently in English, marine bio, and art classes
- # Boi we watched cable so rarely we just straight up got rid of it lol We just have Netflix now

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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: Just me pets
- Smoked?: No because it smells like ASS and CANCER
- Bungee jumped?: Nah
- Made yourself throw up?: Rum Night.
- Skinny dipped?: heh heh yea
- Ever been in love?: Have you ever had a good burrito? Like a really good burrito
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Who do you think I am??? Some kind of baby coward???
- Pictured your crush naked?: Haha what???? New idea: Imagine your crush in X-01 power armor
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Whom'st've
- Cried when someone died?: Yeah
- Lied: Duh
- Fallen for your best friend?: No. My long legs give me plenty of time to catch myself when I'm knocked off balance or trip. It takes me almost an hour to hit the ground.
- Used someone?: I think once maybe I used my sister's shirt as a tissue when we were kids. Does that count?
- Done something you regret?: Yeah, duh

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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: These tight bootcut pants that make my butt look good, too many black tshirts, flannels, sometimes a leather jacket, sometimes a long green jacket with a license plate on one shoulder
- Desktop picture: It's been Gorillaz since Humanz came out
- CD in player: My combination cassette-radio-CD player's CD player broke :^( but the last CD I bought was Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, Volume I: From Fear Through The Eyes of Madness by Coheed & Cambria. It has a different cover than the usual red IV on it!!
- DVD in player: I think the only DVDs I own are Blade Runner and Grease....????? The rest are all VHS tapes lol

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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: I gave my mom a high-five earlier at dinner
- Hugged: Maybe my dad??? I don't really hug people unless they hug me first haha
- You kissed: Does kissing my cat, Thunderdome's, head count?
- You IMed: Monovaz on Discord
- Talk to online: Either Mono or ShotgunFishing
- You sexed it up with: Woah dang these questions went from 0 to 100 real quick-like

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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: I try to be!!
- Open-minded?: Hopefully!!! But I have ZERO. TOLERANCE. for alt-right/neo nazi SCUM.
- Arrogant?: Haha maybe a little
- Insecure?: I gotta admit, since starting t, my self confidence has started reaching dangerously high levels
- Random?: RAWR MEANS I LUV U IN DINOSAUR XDDDDD
- Hungry?: I ALWAYS HUNGER FOR THE CHICKEN NUGGER
- Smart?: My grandma used "smart" and "keen" as synonyms for "cool." She never called me keen, but she always respected my creative spirit. Rest in peace, grannie
- Moody?: Nah I'm usually in such a consistent mood that my mom always has to ask me if I'm doing ok hahah
- Organized?: Not at all. I just wing it
- Shy?: I have angry squinty eyes so I get really self conscious about making eye contact because I don't want to intimidate the other person but I love talking to people!!! Everyone is so different and it's so cool!!!!!
- Difficult?: Hopefully not????
- Bored easily?: UGH YEAH
- Entertained easily?: Well, I am doing this meme
- Obsessed?: I used to, like, hyper-focus on stuff when I was a Youth but then I'd burn out on it and hate it forever so I try to be interested in a couple things at once so it's more of a slow burn, you dig? I'll always, always, love Doom though. Always.
- Lazy?: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sometimes ;^)
- Angry?: It's so hard to get me actually angry. I think I've only been absolutely, totally, entirely angry maybe once in my life. I've been hella angsty before though rofl That was a dark time. I don't want to talk about that.
- Happy?: Been better, been worse, but at least it's not winter anymore!
- Hyper?: Honestly? I don't see the appeal but I'm not gonna kinkshame people for it.
- Trusting?: To a point, I guess? I'm not gonna do the trust fall test with anyone anytime soon if that's what you mean rofl

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R A N D O M
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- In the morning: I'm usually up by 9:30 but I'm a cursed undead until about 10:30
- Love is: I love my friends!!!!! I wish more people in this world loved each other
- I dream about: Boi I have a google docs folder full of dreams I've had and there's some wild stuff in there tell you what
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: How they feel about vertibirds, whether they can defeat me in hand-to-hand combat, and their willingness to participate in a black mass with me

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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: Jerma985 on YouTube is a riot. His videos always make me laugh
- Makes you smile: It's so easy to get me to smile this really isn't a fair question
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: A basket of warm chicken tenders

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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: All night?? Buddy your limbs better be falling off if you want me to stay up ALL NIGHT for you hahaha
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: I'M TRANS LOL
- Wish you were younger?: No I love alcohol too much
- Cry because someone said something to you?: No??? If someone upsets me I'm gonna ask them why the heck they done this right then and there. What're they gonna do?? Probably say "Oh, I didn't mean it/I was just kidding ha ha" as I glare at them from out of my eye caves

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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: *finger guns* Never, babe
- Of Cd's: I don't want to count but at least 12. I have more cassettes than CDs (see: CD player broken, cassette player working) but my digital library is biggest
- Of scars on my body: My hands feel like sandpaper
- Of bones I've broken: None because I have the adamantium skeleton perk