I am here to share this lovely day with you. On this day, 28 majestic years ago your fluff butt Crystal was brought into the world by the older fluff butt called mom. Now mom, oh yes mom the mom that could bring the grinding orgy to a stop. If you didn't understand that joke you need to understand. Anyways the 'fluff butt' was the first organism out of three that was brought into the world with the help of strangers wearing masks. Ladies and gents many of us appreciate this puff ball called Crystal, the spicy everything lover and the one that loves tacos.
However since it is crystals birthday, instead of giving her 28 smacks (because I know she is stronger than me)
I will explain the crystal that we all know and love.
Our beautiful fuzz, she survives on water and foods and such. Like any fuzz what goes in, must come out. This puff ball strives to do what is needed to do, If that means drinking water while doing the flop, she will accomplish that. But it has to be ice water, because warm water is gross. Anyways food is good and she does that too. This puff ball also takes the time to enjoy her time. So majestic, majestic puff ball.

Brought to you by her sister  Aceapparently