Bone 3.0 Patch Notes
8 years ago
General
Good afternoon Boneitis Industries beta testers! Hope you're having a great day because it's only going to get better with our unveiling of the 3.0 Patch for your HomeBone (V. Beta). Some of you may have noticed some small changes to the many different implemented functions and options for your HomeBone but the HomeBone is a versatile product and we'd hate for you to miss out on the opportunity to put your model through its paces as we draw nearer and nearer to our final product. So, without further ado, here are the new options and features we've patched into the HomeBone:
-Wednesday comic updates: One of the surprise hit features of the HomeBone was its ability to create comics. They started strange with the original 8 page "False Start", saw revisions with the more robust and ongoing "False Start" title, and we even saw our model start to make headway into more erotic territory with "Vampire Hunter Boyfriends". Our main issue was perfecting its creativity algorithms to maintain consistent comic output but with this patch the HomeBone will be putting out new comic pages EVERY Wednesday, alternating between the two mentioned titles. Further funding for the project will only increase our ability to have the HomeBone manufacture comic content. Speaking of which...
-Revised Funding Model: Currently we're using Patreon to fund the development of the HomeBone and it's been a real boon to the project. We've had to eliminate some funding tiers and tinker with others but the model is still very viable. Funding for the HomeBone project will unlock new features that are as of yet unavailable to the majority of beta testers. Features include: an Advanced Pornographic Image Generation Subroutine which causes your HomeBone to send you even more hand drawn 4k furry pornography. The black and white APIGS option is available to all users still, but we like to give our project funders a little something extra. Their are also still options that allow the HomeBone to draw you custom imagery (including one slot left for the oft sought after full color option), check out our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/bone
-Over Halfway to Our Next Tier: We're over halfway to the next upgrade tier. We realize that it's steep but considering the enthusiasm for the project we figure that people want to see this happen as hitting this kind of funding goal would allow us to greatly expedite the development process. We'll stop linking it after this we promise! https://www.patreon.com/bone
-Integrated Streaming: The Alpha HomeBone has been streaming for over a year now and his language refining algorithms have him sounding more and more human every week! We stream the Alpha product every Saturday, 7 PM EST at https://picarto.tv/bone . We've got the Alpha doing live art production for commissioners and even interacting with guests on a variety of complicated topics.
-Con Schedule: We want to show off our HomeBone to prospective buyers at cons where we've noticed a lot of interests in our little art-producing-ferret. We'll be at Anthrocon in the dealer's room at table M14 and we've also applied to Indy Fur Con and Midwest Fur Fest and will continue to keep these pages updated with dates and places: https://twitter.com/Boneitis
-Fixed a glitch where, when streaming, the HomeBone would fail to drink high enough proof alcohol. He now only responds to 80 or higher proof, as intended.
-We've finished moving the majority of our studio to our new Michigan premises and our collaborators at Project Wyvern have received new funding that has enabled further flexibility in our tinkering schedules. (They also give mean back rubs over there! Hot damn!)
-The damage from the L.Y.M.E. virus attack has largely been wiped out, home users should notice no more residual effects.
That's all for now! Hope you enjoy exploring the new features of your HomeBone and please feel free to tell us below in the comments what features you love most and which NEW features you most want to see!
-Boneitis Industries staff
-Wednesday comic updates: One of the surprise hit features of the HomeBone was its ability to create comics. They started strange with the original 8 page "False Start", saw revisions with the more robust and ongoing "False Start" title, and we even saw our model start to make headway into more erotic territory with "Vampire Hunter Boyfriends". Our main issue was perfecting its creativity algorithms to maintain consistent comic output but with this patch the HomeBone will be putting out new comic pages EVERY Wednesday, alternating between the two mentioned titles. Further funding for the project will only increase our ability to have the HomeBone manufacture comic content. Speaking of which...
-Revised Funding Model: Currently we're using Patreon to fund the development of the HomeBone and it's been a real boon to the project. We've had to eliminate some funding tiers and tinker with others but the model is still very viable. Funding for the HomeBone project will unlock new features that are as of yet unavailable to the majority of beta testers. Features include: an Advanced Pornographic Image Generation Subroutine which causes your HomeBone to send you even more hand drawn 4k furry pornography. The black and white APIGS option is available to all users still, but we like to give our project funders a little something extra. Their are also still options that allow the HomeBone to draw you custom imagery (including one slot left for the oft sought after full color option), check out our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/bone
-Over Halfway to Our Next Tier: We're over halfway to the next upgrade tier. We realize that it's steep but considering the enthusiasm for the project we figure that people want to see this happen as hitting this kind of funding goal would allow us to greatly expedite the development process. We'll stop linking it after this we promise! https://www.patreon.com/bone
-Integrated Streaming: The Alpha HomeBone has been streaming for over a year now and his language refining algorithms have him sounding more and more human every week! We stream the Alpha product every Saturday, 7 PM EST at https://picarto.tv/bone . We've got the Alpha doing live art production for commissioners and even interacting with guests on a variety of complicated topics.
-Con Schedule: We want to show off our HomeBone to prospective buyers at cons where we've noticed a lot of interests in our little art-producing-ferret. We'll be at Anthrocon in the dealer's room at table M14 and we've also applied to Indy Fur Con and Midwest Fur Fest and will continue to keep these pages updated with dates and places: https://twitter.com/Boneitis
-Fixed a glitch where, when streaming, the HomeBone would fail to drink high enough proof alcohol. He now only responds to 80 or higher proof, as intended.
-We've finished moving the majority of our studio to our new Michigan premises and our collaborators at Project Wyvern have received new funding that has enabled further flexibility in our tinkering schedules. (They also give mean back rubs over there! Hot damn!)
-The damage from the L.Y.M.E. virus attack has largely been wiped out, home users should notice no more residual effects.
That's all for now! Hope you enjoy exploring the new features of your HomeBone and please feel free to tell us below in the comments what features you love most and which NEW features you most want to see!
-Boneitis Industries staff
FA+

Have you permanantly stopped updating False Start on katbox?
TL;DR it'll come back when the KB adult site goes live and/or if my money situation takes off. It's still available in its entirety here.
of course, ETAs have a habit of blowing up but that's where we are now.
The AD site does not require any new development so it won't take nearly as long. As I understand it, it will use the same wordpress install as we're already running and simply have the new pages pointing at a new URL.
Guaranteed up time is before Anthrocon.
I've been debating about whether to delete my bookmark to the kB site or not.
When the new site is up, False Start will be transferring over to the Katbox After Dark which will have a new url. I'm sure Bone will do an update when his new site is up and you can update the bookmark.