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BLFC: Suckling at the Teat of Sin
8 years ago
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First off: Hey, I went to Califur!
I didn't bring a fursuit, and it was still awesome fun.
How's that for a con wrap up?
Next up is that stinking BLFC.
If you are pure of heart, possess an unblemished soul,
and walk in the light of righteousness, don't ever go near this thing.
The rest of you sinners need to come swing in Reno.
This is the best con going for a million sordid reasons.
I'm finally using a template to describe the imminent debauchery.
You can use it too if you don't mind nagging lawsuits.
Convention Attending: BLFC 2017.
Method of Travel: Southwurst lets me fly free due to that meal trolley
incident over New Mexico. Kink in my tail. Totally worth it.
Arriving: Thursday. I love the check in line.
Departing: Monday. Probably earlier due to "the police."
Hotel: THE GSR SMOKE HOUSE. They tell me the pool is going to be closed.
They tell me the swim up bar is not open. I plan to freak the f&#k out
and demand an upgrade to the Elvis Presley suite.
Rooming With: The judge says I can't have any roommates.
Except party bear. He's not real. But he's real to me...
Panels Attending: My time management skills only allow for panels
if they take place in Walmart or an elevator.
Fursuit?: Yes, I'm bringing all the animal bags. I like being damp,
disoriented and dehydrated.
Hanging With: The furry club. Japanese tourists. That grandma from
Jersey who chain smokes Reds and pronounces my name "Dawgbohm."
Attending Parties?: Only the ones with safe words.
Attending Dances?: I will. Those aren't seizures.
Doing Art?: I always carry a Sharpie. I'll be glad to sign the body part
of your choice.
Con Activities: Running by the Truckee. Pancakes. Wandering the
hallways and asking random folks if I can borrow their toothbrush.
Trades?: I'll trade you a cold beer for your honest evaluation of my
tweets. All of them.
Best Way to Contact Me: Twitter dogbomb1 or wrestle me down
and tie me to a bar stool.
Can I Hug You?: Yes plz. Gropes only for tips.
Comments: My attorney says I shouldn't.
Woof. There you have it.
In all seriousness, I look forward to seeing you all there,
catching up with old friends and meeting new ones.
You guys are good for the soul!
I didn't bring a fursuit, and it was still awesome fun.
How's that for a con wrap up?
Next up is that stinking BLFC.
If you are pure of heart, possess an unblemished soul,
and walk in the light of righteousness, don't ever go near this thing.
The rest of you sinners need to come swing in Reno.
This is the best con going for a million sordid reasons.
I'm finally using a template to describe the imminent debauchery.
You can use it too if you don't mind nagging lawsuits.
Convention Attending: BLFC 2017.
Method of Travel: Southwurst lets me fly free due to that meal trolley
incident over New Mexico. Kink in my tail. Totally worth it.
Arriving: Thursday. I love the check in line.
Departing: Monday. Probably earlier due to "the police."
Hotel: THE GSR SMOKE HOUSE. They tell me the pool is going to be closed.
They tell me the swim up bar is not open. I plan to freak the f&#k out
and demand an upgrade to the Elvis Presley suite.
Rooming With: The judge says I can't have any roommates.
Except party bear. He's not real. But he's real to me...
Panels Attending: My time management skills only allow for panels
if they take place in Walmart or an elevator.
Fursuit?: Yes, I'm bringing all the animal bags. I like being damp,
disoriented and dehydrated.
Hanging With: The furry club. Japanese tourists. That grandma from
Jersey who chain smokes Reds and pronounces my name "Dawgbohm."
Attending Parties?: Only the ones with safe words.
Attending Dances?: I will. Those aren't seizures.
Doing Art?: I always carry a Sharpie. I'll be glad to sign the body part
of your choice.
Con Activities: Running by the Truckee. Pancakes. Wandering the
hallways and asking random folks if I can borrow their toothbrush.
Trades?: I'll trade you a cold beer for your honest evaluation of my
tweets. All of them.
Best Way to Contact Me: Twitter dogbomb1 or wrestle me down
and tie me to a bar stool.
Can I Hug You?: Yes plz. Gropes only for tips.
Comments: My attorney says I shouldn't.
Woof. There you have it.
In all seriousness, I look forward to seeing you all there,
catching up with old friends and meeting new ones.
You guys are good for the soul!
We should split one...
after all one window was fine but did you have to do every window on the plane!