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WELCOME, TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE... THAT IT'S NOT GOING TO RAIN TOMORROW. OR MAYBE IT WILL? IDK.

OH ALSO I HAVE A BRAND NEW OFFER, FOR THE SMALL PRICE OF 10 TWIXLEDOLLARS™ YOU CAN HAVE YOUR VERY OWN TWIXLE™ PATENTED TWIXLEPACK™ OF TWIXSTERS™

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I also just got word that they're now free because MY PR DEPARTMENT HAS BOYCOTTED ME...

I gotta get outta here