Started like any normal day of late. Wake up, drink coffee, sit on the porch, go to work. [Indulge in my favorite TV shows on Netflix!]. The pencil at work sends me off to the Big Six [Not as fun as it sounds] I proceed to stand around deal a few spins. EO [That's Early out for you non Casino Peeps {Probably most of you D:}] Grab a shower at work, because we are stuck in the middle of a remodel that is getting more complicated by the project. Change all my dressings [With a lot of help] and determine I've got to go to the hospital. Well to be fair I tried too avoid admitting it, You see I've got some wounds on my leg that simply are not much fun. Started as a Brown Recluse bite, and after multiple botched and flubbed attempts by multiple doctors, specialists and hospitals here I am. While waiting to get back into Wound Care, I have developed another infection [Yay Me!]. Don't worry, Not looking for sympathy, life happens you know. So here I am sitting in a Emergency Room [Admittedly I don't think it's an emergency] and they get me through triage and into a room. Doc comes in, we talk, nice guy, good looking [Not at All Relevant] He basically does exactly what I told him I needed done, plus a few extras [Waiting on THAT bill]. So he prescribes two separate Antibiotics, and tells me one will be administered as a shot. No biggie, I hate needles, I hate infections more.... So I'm thinking, gee wizz, shot in the arm, gonne be sore for a few days, what a drag. Can you imagine weed eating with that awful lump in your deltoid? It sucks, trust me. HAH, jokes on me though, Nurse slides her way into my room, big smile, cheerful, nice to see in an ER. But good god that needle, thing was HUGE! That's one serious lump in the arm, let me tell you!... Or I would be telling you if she didn't break the bad bad news.... It's not going in my arm. Oh no, lucky me, I'm getting it in the ass today baby! [Not in the fun way!]. So now, here I sit, my butt hurts, and it wasn't even the fault of a cute guy. C'est La Vie [Pardon My French :p]