Everyone is flocking to Telegram and I'm left in the dust! "Why don't you join Telegram?"... I don't have a working phone number and Telegram requires a working phone which is completely fucking stupid! So, next month, I will make an effort to get a new phone card and minutes so I can unleash my wrath on Telegram (join the bandwagon in other words)!!! I have always been left with outdated tech (such as a gameboy color while everyone else moved to the advance back in the day), and I am tired of it!

Watch the skies, travelers....I am coming to Telegram in a month!

*insert insane laughter here*