i can bend my thumbs backward and tuck them behind my hand.

no idea why but when i was a kid i used to do it a lot to creep out girls (and now i'm gay, the end)

cuz they didn't want that thumb in them :A

right before i take a picture my left eye wanders down :<

its glass

you know someone accused it of being glass once since it's a different color and all but not a contact so they insisted on poking it XD

I squeak pretty awful when I hiccup. >_>; It's embarrassing.

ROFL my friend does that too : D

I totally squeak when I hiccup. Even got the nickname Squeakums because of it.

It's completely embarrassing at times.

Umm I have a spot on my side if you poke I jump about a foot and yip. Like it is always a yipping sound. Also running a finger down my spine makes my legs give out.

sicko!

nuh uh.. D:

umm i snort when i laugh and my mom sounds like she is doubly possesd when she does it becoues she has this deep demonic voice her normal laugh and then this high pitch sqeek of mouse doomage very freaky

ROFL my friend leon

when he laughs, he honks like a goose REALLY loudly.

And when I worked at the UTSCC several years ago, there was this priest who i was told to -never- make laugh. I did once when we were eating at ihop as a group and he laughs like a dying pterodactyl. It was bizarre D:

I can turn my face inside out. :D

PROVE IT

Regular face.

<--- Inside out :D

Your icon..... its..... beautiful

It was a labor of love <3

Do you realize how disturbing your avatar is?

It's balanced out by how funny some people find it. :3

Oh my god! Your avatar made me dissolve into uncontrolable laughter! I can't even look at it without breaking down. :D

Sorta a ying-yang effect then. heh

lol Im not gonna list the problems cuz there 500
im so semi-hypocondriac

at least you don't have a lazy eye D:<

shutup!

I have boobs.. I find that kind of strange

I broke my arm and had surgery... so now when i touch the scar my skin from the scar to the tip of my thumb goes numb! :3

HAHAHWAT

Nerve damage D: butttt.... it makes me feel like I have a super power!

My thumbs are different lengths. Like, by a lot.
Also, I have hardcore sneezes. If I'm in a rolling chair, I fly backwards. :3

i never noticed how intense your thumbs were!

you shoulda shared with the class at the zoo

I have a very long tongue, Like I can lick my elbow and touch my nose and shit.

I quite like it actually

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD USE THAT FOR??



ice cream :3

I use it to lick lollipops ;3

LIKE THE ONES THAT ARE HUGE, I'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOU TO THE CANDY SHOP TO SHOW YOU

I go deaf and my eyes blur terribly for the duration of my yawns, and I have abnormally long yawns. It makes driving FUN!

STUPENDOUS

roadtripletsgo

I have been told my ball sweat smells like BBQ Ribs with a hint of Cinnamon.

Apollo-

so its like a redneck wedding : D

Guys tell you that often?

I've been told my musk smells like raspberries. =P

Lawl, I have this problem, that I physically can't sneeze traditinally really. Like, unlike tooiebird, who has intense sneeze, my throat closes when I go to sneeze, and make my tongue get all swelled up to add an extra seal from sneezing, so people often think I am just coughing. And the really intense sneezing moments, it causes me extreme pain, both my arms will go numb, will feel like some one hit me in the back with a shovel really hard, and my vision will blur. Then I will often whimper and fidget in discomfort. XD

I theorize it's cause as a kid, I hated spreading my rabies, er, germs to everyone with a sneeze. Also, fun useless fact about sneezing, most everyone knows your heart stops for a moment when you sneeze, and that the average sneeze travels at 100 miles per hour. But every time you sneeze, it actually kills a single brain cell. =3

I can dislocate alot of my joints without feeling much pain, or none at all.
It's awesome when you use it to freak people out.
"AUGH! MY SHOULDER! MY FUCKING SHOULDER!"
"HOLY SHIT MAN LEMME GET sOME FIRST AID OVER HERE"
"YEAH DO THAT" *walks away*

I can too. >.> don't get so much of a reaction tho.

MOST PEOPLE don't believe me until I show them but

i can also dislocate my left arm from its socket and wrap it completely around my neck haha

damn.

been der,done dat |:C

Sometimes when I pee it goes in two different directions. And then I yell and have to mop the floor.

sit n' pee

problem solved :3

to be honest yeah, i cough up a hardened flem ball once a month about the size of a pea.

asldkfjaldskjflaskjdlfjalskdjflkajsldkfjlsadkjflaksjdlfkjasdf

I like that THAT's the one that breaks you. XD

Oh! A sour ball! I do that too, its food deposits and plaque that collect in pockets in your throat that come loose every once in a awhile and you hack them up. Don't even crush one, they smell fucking horrid. Like toe cheese.

YES, but mine are LARGE D:.....well that and i can put both legs behind my head, pop each individual vertebre in my back, and bend my arms backwards at the elbows >>

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

brush your tongues gentlemen. Brush your tongue, use non-alcohol based mouth wash, and avoid soft, sugary, midnight snacks.

problem solved 8U

I lack the ability to fart. i dunno why.

THATS




awkard 8U

I KNOW RIGHT D:

I like spaz out of the blue from time to time. I think it has to do with sugar or something, cause it only seems to happen after having some sweet things. ^..^

my sneezes can wake the neighbored >:U

my two big tows are bended to a way they covers a part of the tow next to it
its from birth,I'm using a device witch is supposed to revers the effect over time,naturally

made of...silicon methinks

I have sprouted A-cups. But I am a skinny boy.

If you drink a lot of tap water, that is common, since most tap water is recycled sewage water, and there is often high amounts of estrogen in the water that causes breast growth in male and females alike. x3

But I live in an area that gets its tap water from an aquifer.

Not sure, most tap water in the U.S. is full of estrogen which doesn't easily purify out. As far as I know, aquifers are also able to be contaminated by local sources if you live in a city, from the population pouring things into drains and other things getting into the water supply. The only for sure way to eliminate much to nearly all the shit in water is to get a reverse osmosis purifying system, since it is made specifically to purify out much of the water.

As apposed to treatment plants, which just use large filters that clean the water, but the microscopic things, like estrogen, can pass through. Aquifers are more pure but often over exploited for water and in cities, the larger they are, the more easy it is to contaminate the water source in one way or another.

I get These weird "throat boogers" when I'm sick if I fall asleep on my back. They're like snot scabs.

Originally I thought I only had three double-jointed fingers (2 on my left, 1 on the right) until as of recent I found I've got a forth one.... all because of the new mouse I've been using. Let me tell you, don't buy a Sidewinder-5 mouse, it'll leave your pinky finger cramped up and painful. c.c;;;

Every once in a while I have to fart constantly...but when i try to, nothing happens D: its like this feeling that keeps coing and going all day, and then it just dissapears XD

i honk like a goose when i laugh. :C

I've had tonsillitis a couple of times, and the second time it happened, it left one of my tonsils a little bigger than the other. I have a lazy eye, and I think one of my eyes keeps moving after the other one has stopped. I'm not sure if that's true or not because it's almost like impossible to accurately watch your own eyes because you need your eyes to do it.

I can't vomit.

also sometimes when I pee i have an orgasm MURR MURR MURR MURRRRRRRRRRR

I have aids. Weird eh?

<:c

aids help me stay thin and in shape

My right eye squeakes when I poke it. Loud enough so other people in the room can hear it quite well, especially when I'm really tired and my eyes get all red and dry.

I Yawn-burp it happens everytime :/ is always in class too

I can never sneeze once. Its almost always a double, but often enough its 3, 4, or 5 times in a row. I also cannot be underwater without holding my nose, and my right eye has a stripe through it.

sometimes when im breathing... i can sometime feel like i can breath through my right ear. its very weird. lol

i can't breathe without being attached to a hookah.

true that

No wonder!

I can rotate my elbows around and gross people out.

-BRACE FOR WEIRD ADULT CONTENT-

I also used to be able to *ahem* crack my dick. Like a knuckle. Can't do it too often anymore. *shrug*

When I begin sneezing, I never stop.
Seriously, I can go like, 6 sneezes before it ends, and then I know that I will sneeze in 10 minutes again anyway!

I poop my pants!! =D

excellent.

When most people press there fingers straight down on a hard surface, the top joint of the finger bends slightly back. My fingers don't do that.

it's spooky

i have never ever experienced BRAIN FREEZE.

ever.

I used to have the same thing as you: I couldn't burp. I would get awful, awful stomachaches after big or heavy meals because I seriously couldn't burp. Then all of a sudden about 4 or 5 months ago, I suddenly started burping all the time. Now it's like I can't fucking turn it off. But no more stomachaches.

Ah, you should know this one Al.

I have random body convulsions. Sometimes it will only be my hand, sometimes my leg...sometimes my whole arm flails, ITS HORRIBLE when I'm driving b/c my arm jerks sideways and I either let go of the steering wheel or jerk it down or up. I've even had some that are so bad it makes all my different body extremities jerk in different directions and I fall over.

And almost every single time I have one I make a noise of some kind, it varies from twitch to twitch though, but most of the time it is some kind of screamy rawr....

I dunno what causes it b/c it happens randomly threw the day. I've been told its mini seizures but its like I am twitching...idk

~Drac

I CAN'T burp either, it's so frustrating, s'pecially when a couple of the guys and I are out drinkin, and we down a round, the're all like *super-massive-black-hole belch* and I'm like *you-don't-want-to-hear-this*!

haha, so bad