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8 years ago
【Ｔｈｅ Ｂａｅｓ】
Aye lmao, I gave my phone to davy jones locker at the lakehouse yesterday guys.
Lemme tell ya'll about how dis shit went down m'kay?
So, I'm chilling with Ziah and one of our best friends, everything is super relaxed. She says to me "Hey girl, lets go sit on the dock so I can get some sun and we can dip out feet" I'm all like "Hell ya" so we go down there no big deal. I sit on the dock, we talk for like an hour.
Eventually Ziah and his dad walk over to us, we're all talking, his aunt and mom call from the house that dinner is ready. I'm like "BET" lets go get some fuggin' food.
I go to get up and as I'm sitting up I hear a noise like the dock creaking. Then a small splash. I get up fully and turn around, everyone is staring wide eyed and our friend dead ass goes "OMG your phone just fell in the lake!" everyone is staring at me like if I had a child that got hit by a car in front of me.
I'm like "What?" I check my pockets the only place they ever are and I'm like thinking to myself 'Nah I left it on the porch' then it dawns on me that I don't remember setting it on the porch, but I never felt my butt sitting on it.
This. Fucking. Phone. Deadass fell out of my pocket, bounced once, and apparently landed PERFECTLY to slip through the space between the dock boards that were EXACTLY the width of my phone and no more.
So in that exact moment I have a choice, be pissy about something I can't control and ruin everyone else's fun by bringing them all down with me. OR I can move on and just be fine.
I opt for being fine. I look at everyone and go "Well, how bout we go get dinner then huh?" cause there is absolutely no getting it back.
It fell under the dock, into about 10-20 foot deep water, that's murky lake water, and there is TONS of seaweed everywhere, and with my fear of swimming where I can't see completely clearly makes it so even if that remotely possible I wasn't able to go after it regardless. It's just gone. And I wasnt bout to ask everyone else to go nab it for me, seeing as it was SUBMERGED no case, it was done for the second it hit the water. At MOST I could have gotten my SD card back, but nah it's whatever. I needed a new one anyway.
Anyways TL;dr I dropped my phone in the lake between the slots in the dock.
And THEN, the next door neighbors had a TINY little puppy, this little girl was walking it on the dog, the dog being a retarded small baby dog just WALKS off the dock, and the girl can't get it up, so this woman comes running down the dock, scoops the dog up, and we fucking see her phone fly out her pocket into the drink. OMFG THE LAKE WENT TWO FOR TWO. I was fucking crying. Either way, gotta get a new phone now. So ya.
Lemme tell ya'll about how dis shit went down m'kay?
So, I'm chilling with Ziah and one of our best friends, everything is super relaxed. She says to me "Hey girl, lets go sit on the dock so I can get some sun and we can dip out feet" I'm all like "Hell ya" so we go down there no big deal. I sit on the dock, we talk for like an hour.
Eventually Ziah and his dad walk over to us, we're all talking, his aunt and mom call from the house that dinner is ready. I'm like "BET" lets go get some fuggin' food.
I go to get up and as I'm sitting up I hear a noise like the dock creaking. Then a small splash. I get up fully and turn around, everyone is staring wide eyed and our friend dead ass goes "OMG your phone just fell in the lake!" everyone is staring at me like if I had a child that got hit by a car in front of me.
I'm like "What?" I check my pockets the only place they ever are and I'm like thinking to myself 'Nah I left it on the porch' then it dawns on me that I don't remember setting it on the porch, but I never felt my butt sitting on it.
This. Fucking. Phone. Deadass fell out of my pocket, bounced once, and apparently landed PERFECTLY to slip through the space between the dock boards that were EXACTLY the width of my phone and no more.
So in that exact moment I have a choice, be pissy about something I can't control and ruin everyone else's fun by bringing them all down with me. OR I can move on and just be fine.
I opt for being fine. I look at everyone and go "Well, how bout we go get dinner then huh?" cause there is absolutely no getting it back.
It fell under the dock, into about 10-20 foot deep water, that's murky lake water, and there is TONS of seaweed everywhere, and with my fear of swimming where I can't see completely clearly makes it so even if that remotely possible I wasn't able to go after it regardless. It's just gone. And I wasnt bout to ask everyone else to go nab it for me, seeing as it was SUBMERGED no case, it was done for the second it hit the water. At MOST I could have gotten my SD card back, but nah it's whatever. I needed a new one anyway.
Anyways TL;dr I dropped my phone in the lake between the slots in the dock.
And THEN, the next door neighbors had a TINY little puppy, this little girl was walking it on the dog, the dog being a retarded small baby dog just WALKS off the dock, and the girl can't get it up, so this woman comes running down the dock, scoops the dog up, and we fucking see her phone fly out her pocket into the drink. OMFG THE LAKE WENT TWO FOR TWO. I was fucking crying. Either way, gotta get a new phone now. So ya.
I just want a name brand, brand new, fresh out the box, smart phone that I can buy a case for, that I bought with my own money, so I can keep it for a while and not deal with this BS anymore.