Because mine is finally here!
Hold on...
*grabs a squeaker and pulls out the thing*
*blows into it*
*tooooooooooooooooooooot*

So, already having tooted my own, today I turn [insert day number here]! Hurray!
...
Wait.
Oh crap.
...
IT'S A FUCKING PRIME! ARGH!

I hate primes.
Oh well.
Hopefully it'll be a fun day. Will update tomorrow.

UPDATE: It was moderately fun day. Hopefully I'll get my "belated" present very soon!