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8 years ago
[Regarding the administration's infinite wisdom to begin handing out badges] 8/1/2017
So... As a stark reminder that the average user at FurAffinity is the age of a Cub Scout...
Let's pass out badges!!!
Barf.
For all the popular puppiefurs.
Wretch.
Collect 'em all!
We already know which of you popufurs will have the most badges to display, so let's not even go there.
Vomit!
I don't even know where they will be displayed... but I have a few suggestions concerning where the administration can stick them.
But I digress, being so out of step with what the young people want these days. I mean, I don't know what they want- other than copious amounts of creepy porn.
But far be it for me to stand in the way of "progress".
In fact I will even help you youngsters get your badge for being helpful to others.
You can help this elderly grey muzzle by holding my hand as I cross the street.
No, that would require me getting up off my ass and I'm not doing that.
And that would require you touching me... and you're not doing that.
Hack!
I will, however, settle for watches, comments, faves, and naked selfies. But only if you're cute. Otherwise, don't bother me.
In return, I'll put in a good word to Dragoneer for you... promise.
No?
Then screw you.
Speaking of which, did the administration foolishly say that we, the people, can suggest different badges?
Really?
Ok.
How bout this:
A badge for surviving the onslaught of the administration itself, recovering from deletions, suspensions, and all-around abuse from those who would suppress any freedom of speech on this site.
I'll take that badge of honor, as well as the one most of you youngsters will never earn: one for my positive contribution to F.A.
Love, -D.
P.S.- Nice touch waiting until 1:00 AM to announce it. Very... Trump-like.
So... As a stark reminder that the average user at FurAffinity is the age of a Cub Scout...
Let's pass out badges!!!
Barf.
For all the popular puppiefurs.
Wretch.
Collect 'em all!
We already know which of you popufurs will have the most badges to display, so let's not even go there.
Vomit!
I don't even know where they will be displayed... but I have a few suggestions concerning where the administration can stick them.
But I digress, being so out of step with what the young people want these days. I mean, I don't know what they want- other than copious amounts of creepy porn.
But far be it for me to stand in the way of "progress".
In fact I will even help you youngsters get your badge for being helpful to others.
You can help this elderly grey muzzle by holding my hand as I cross the street.
No, that would require me getting up off my ass and I'm not doing that.
And that would require you touching me... and you're not doing that.
Hack!
I will, however, settle for watches, comments, faves, and naked selfies. But only if you're cute. Otherwise, don't bother me.
In return, I'll put in a good word to Dragoneer for you... promise.
No?
Then screw you.
Speaking of which, did the administration foolishly say that we, the people, can suggest different badges?
Really?
Ok.
How bout this:
A badge for surviving the onslaught of the administration itself, recovering from deletions, suspensions, and all-around abuse from those who would suppress any freedom of speech on this site.
I'll take that badge of honor, as well as the one most of you youngsters will never earn: one for my positive contribution to F.A.
Love, -D.
P.S.- Nice touch waiting until 1:00 AM to announce it. Very... Trump-like.
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"attending our convention" Wut
So basically alienating is European, Southeast Asian, and South American furs?
How about no. lol Thats so fucking weird.
We don't need no stinking BADGES!
I'm guessing it's something from that OTHER side of FA.......
Telling ppl to go get a lawyer is a really retarded argument, too LOL
Dare I say that for us it's either a non-participation "I didn't take part" pitch-black cynicism badge, or nothing.
Dish out badges to the conformists all you want, but you'll not buy my compliance with such gestures, Mr. Administrator.
I recall your comments on Fender's "Badges Are Coming" journal.
I agree that "Badges are meaningless fluff" although I have since learned to keep such comments... less public in the hopes of avoiding the unwanted attention of the administration. They have spies everywhere, I am told.
Hence, you stumbled upon our secret discussion. But take heart. I'm sure your participation on this journal- if discovered- will go toward earning you some sort of comment badge. It's all about making a positive contribution to the furry community, you know.