It's a bit sudden but my buddy, and con GoH,  talenshi pulled some strings and got me a dealer's table at FMN! So here's the lowdown on this out-of-the-blue con appearance:

Where are you staying?
Guest of Honor Suite, aw yeah!

What day are you getting there?
Thursday! Look for Big Red.

How are you traveling?
See previous answer.

Who will you be rooming with?
 shadow-of-nights and  talenshi

How is the best way to find you?
Dealer's Den! They haven't listed a table number yet so just look for the guy with the pink tie.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
I might talk at some of the ones  talenshi does, we'll see. Go to her panels regardless, she's a much better artist than me.

What do you look like?
Like someone who's out of your league.

Will you be suiting?
Someday there will be Bone suits, but this is not that day.

Do you do free art?
For free money.

Do you do trades?
Only if you have a substantial following and, therefore, are good for brand awareness. Oh yeah and you have to ACTUALLY POST THE ART I DO FOR YOU

What is your gender?
The better one.

Can I talk to you?
You fucking better.

Can I touch you?
Firm handshakes are encouraged.

Can I buy you drinks?
Sadly no, it might actually kill me according to the massive amount of directions I was given with this new medication!

Can I give you stuff?
Sure, preferably drugs, rare comics, or overly sexual anime figurines.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Snuggling is gay.

Are you nice?
The nicest.

Will you be going to parties?
If drugs are involved.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
"I've read all of your comics! [Blank] is my favorite character!"

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Sure, but if you do anything at all to hinder my plans: YOU'RE OUT! Don't be late, don't be picky, don't be rude, and don't have dietary needs.

Can I look in your sketchbook?
You fucking better.

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Sure, just ask first.

Can I take your picture?
You fucking better.

Do you do commissions?
I'll have some badge and sketchbook slots open. They go quick!

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Make  talenshi look really good because she goddamn deserves it.

See you there you goddamn monsters.

-Bone