First, let me apologize as I have yet to finish the commission I had promised to do these past two weeks. I'll have some spare time as I hide in safety this weekend, so I can do it then.

Now then, the question: what would you do if you could grow your rear to infinite sizes?

Your safety is my concern.

Well, first off, I'd probably moon the world, and then probably take them up the butt for giggles... would also probably sit on the sun too.