[for those who want Bayonetta on the PC]
8 years ago
Ooooooohh....
BAYONETTA ON THE PC COME OUT
GABE WILL HELP.
(...will help)
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER AND THE SON,
And grandpa also plays on the phone to the pianists.
Come out in the open field in a cassock,
AND ON THE BOTTOM OF THE BODY I SHALL ADDRESS WITH THE RAW EARTH.
(Ooooohh...)
I whisper 2 times to my mother-land:
Go to PC!
Not go to console!
Go to PC!
Not go to console!
8 years of beta test
thank you console serfs,
And now our lords sitting and playing,
And watching on witch
(For the beta test, thank you)
I speak a conspiracy,
Girls spoilage, Drake want
Come to my system Drake,
Show me a worldly movie on 8 hours,
Conjure Heavy Rain.
(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, killed a Negro, killed a Negro)
Halo Wars also went to Steam,
What the fuck, I do not know,
But my heart is pleasant!
Instead of a censer, a wired mouse,
On the back with a wire I'm squashing,
For the PSP in 2011, I punish.
(uuuuuhhh ... even nice)
Where the arms of the console were scraping, burns stigmata bleed my counters from the pixie's fierce !!!
Fake preachers of all on the right with violence,
Only one prophet is mine,
My lord is Gabe Newell!
He has the right hand 90% discount,
And the left hand is pulling the early access.
May my spirit be strong,
And the processor is multi-core,
Faith my emulators!
In someone who believes in a computer,
I do not curse this barley grain,
So that all the games you had before the end of life were with Denuvo!
Four times cheaper consoles the game I buy,
And if the poor and the gray,
That and torrent not squeamish.
(Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate!)
With a firm hand I write out the letters of fire,
Petition for Red Dead Redemption 2 on the PC make up.
Send your son to the faithful, Destiny 2 on the PC,
To increase the enemies of foreign mice is more precise than the gamepad.
Hail your name,
And the third episode of yours,
So you had all 60 fps,
and 12 of 10
Where was console factory
I'll burn everything and sprinkle the ground with salt.
Go to PC!
Not go to console!
Go to PC!
Not go to console!
Go to PC!!!
Not go to console!!!
Amen.
BAYONETTA ON THE PC COME OUT
GABE WILL HELP.
(...will help)
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER AND THE SON,
And grandpa also plays on the phone to the pianists.
Come out in the open field in a cassock,
AND ON THE BOTTOM OF THE BODY I SHALL ADDRESS WITH THE RAW EARTH.
(Ooooohh...)
I whisper 2 times to my mother-land:
Go to PC!
Not go to console!
Go to PC!
Not go to console!
8 years of beta test
thank you console serfs,
And now our lords sitting and playing,
And watching on witch
(For the beta test, thank you)
I speak a conspiracy,
Girls spoilage, Drake want
Come to my system Drake,
Show me a worldly movie on 8 hours,
Conjure Heavy Rain.
(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, killed a Negro, killed a Negro)
Halo Wars also went to Steam,
What the fuck, I do not know,
But my heart is pleasant!
Instead of a censer, a wired mouse,
On the back with a wire I'm squashing,
For the PSP in 2011, I punish.
(uuuuuhhh ... even nice)
Where the arms of the console were scraping, burns stigmata bleed my counters from the pixie's fierce !!!
Fake preachers of all on the right with violence,
Only one prophet is mine,
My lord is Gabe Newell!
He has the right hand 90% discount,
And the left hand is pulling the early access.
May my spirit be strong,
And the processor is multi-core,
Faith my emulators!
In someone who believes in a computer,
I do not curse this barley grain,
So that all the games you had before the end of life were with Denuvo!
Four times cheaper consoles the game I buy,
And if the poor and the gray,
That and torrent not squeamish.
(Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate!)
With a firm hand I write out the letters of fire,
Petition for Red Dead Redemption 2 on the PC make up.
Send your son to the faithful, Destiny 2 on the PC,
To increase the enemies of foreign mice is more precise than the gamepad.
Hail your name,
And the third episode of yours,
So you had all 60 fps,
and 12 of 10
Where was console factory
I'll burn everything and sprinkle the ground with salt.
Go to PC!
Not go to console!
Go to PC!
Not go to console!
Go to PC!!!
Not go to console!!!
Amen.
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