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Mir's Stupid Meme thing
16 years ago
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Meme's are fucking stupid. So I made a mirmir instead.
Place an [X] next to anything that's true.
Has ever gone camping:
Has ever ridden a horse:
Has ever stolen a horse:
Has ever used a kayak/canoe:
Has ever used a bow & arrow:
Has ever shot a target with a bow & arrow:
Has ever shot a person with a bow & arrow:
Has ever played laser tag:
Has ever played paintball:
Has ever played D & D:
Has ever played Magic the Gathering:
Has ever LARP'd:
Has ever stolen something:
Has ever donated money:
Has ever been stolen from:
Has ever caught a thief:
Has ever driven a car:
Has ever pushed a car:
Has ever crashed a car:
Has ever been in an accident:
Has ever been the cause of an accident:
Has ever seen a skunk/raccoon:
Has ever been attacked by a skunk/raccoon:
Has ever been slapped in the face:
Has ever slapped someone in the face:
Has ever been bitch slapped:
Has ever bitch slapped someone:
Has ever attempted suicide:
Has ever been dead:
Has ever learned to swim:
Has ever drowned:
Has ever been on fire:
Has ever put out a fire:
Has ever set a fire:
Has ever brought a knife to school:
Has ever used a weapon in school:
Has ever made a weapon out of an everyday object:
Has ever had detention in school:
Has ever been suspended from school:
Has ever failed out of school:
Has ever been an under-achiever:
Has ever been an over-achiever:
Has ever been interrogated by police/law:
Has ever been deathly ill:
Has ever been in the ER:
Has ever been a patient in the ER:
Has ever forgotten blocks of time:
Has ever sleep walked:
Has ever stayed awake for 2 days or more:
Has ever had a job:
Has ever had a shitty job:
Has ever had an awesome job:
Has ever been in a talent show:
Has ever followed a dream:
Has ever been to a wedding:
Has ever been married:
Has ever had a child:
Has ever been a child:
Has ever had a fear of spiders:
Has ever had a fear of dog drool:
Has ever been kicked out of a class:
Has ever had voice lessons:
Has ever played an instrument:
Has ever cheated at video games:
Has ever played a team sport:
Has ever beaten up the coach's kid:
Has ever had poison ivy:
Has ever stepped on a dead animal:
Has ever been afraid to walk on grass barefoot:
Has ever been physically removed from a place:
Has ever punched someone:
Has ever been in a fight:
Has ever spoken a different language:
Has ever swore in a different language:
Has ever been a boyscout/girlscout:
Has ever earned every boyscout/girlscout badge:
Has ever been arrested:
Has ever been pulled over:
Has ever gotten out of a ticket:
Has ever been stalked:
Has ever used the internet:
Place an [X] next to anything that's true.
Has ever gone camping:
Has ever ridden a horse:
Has ever stolen a horse:
Has ever used a kayak/canoe:
Has ever used a bow & arrow:
Has ever shot a target with a bow & arrow:
Has ever shot a person with a bow & arrow:
Has ever played laser tag:
Has ever played paintball:
Has ever played D & D:
Has ever played Magic the Gathering:
Has ever LARP'd:
Has ever stolen something:
Has ever donated money:
Has ever been stolen from:
Has ever caught a thief:
Has ever driven a car:
Has ever pushed a car:
Has ever crashed a car:
Has ever been in an accident:
Has ever been the cause of an accident:
Has ever seen a skunk/raccoon:
Has ever been attacked by a skunk/raccoon:
Has ever been slapped in the face:
Has ever slapped someone in the face:
Has ever been bitch slapped:
Has ever bitch slapped someone:
Has ever attempted suicide:
Has ever been dead:
Has ever learned to swim:
Has ever drowned:
Has ever been on fire:
Has ever put out a fire:
Has ever set a fire:
Has ever brought a knife to school:
Has ever used a weapon in school:
Has ever made a weapon out of an everyday object:
Has ever had detention in school:
Has ever been suspended from school:
Has ever failed out of school:
Has ever been an under-achiever:
Has ever been an over-achiever:
Has ever been interrogated by police/law:
Has ever been deathly ill:
Has ever been in the ER:
Has ever been a patient in the ER:
Has ever forgotten blocks of time:
Has ever sleep walked:
Has ever stayed awake for 2 days or more:
Has ever had a job:
Has ever had a shitty job:
Has ever had an awesome job:
Has ever been in a talent show:
Has ever followed a dream:
Has ever been to a wedding:
Has ever been married:
Has ever had a child:
Has ever been a child:
Has ever had a fear of spiders:
Has ever had a fear of dog drool:
Has ever been kicked out of a class:
Has ever had voice lessons:
Has ever played an instrument:
Has ever cheated at video games:
Has ever played a team sport:
Has ever beaten up the coach's kid:
Has ever had poison ivy:
Has ever stepped on a dead animal:
Has ever been afraid to walk on grass barefoot:
Has ever been physically removed from a place:
Has ever punched someone:
Has ever been in a fight:
Has ever spoken a different language:
Has ever swore in a different language:
Has ever been a boyscout/girlscout:
Has ever earned every boyscout/girlscout badge:
Has ever been arrested:
Has ever been pulled over:
Has ever gotten out of a ticket:
Has ever been stalked:
Has ever used the internet:
Place an [X] next to anything that's true.
Has ever gone camping: [X]
Has ever ridden a horse: [X]
Has ever stolen a horse: [X]
Has ever used a kayak/canoe: [X]
Has ever used a bow & arrow:[X]
Has ever shot a target with a bow & arrow:[X]
Has ever shot a person with a bow & arrow:[X]
Has ever played laser tag:[X]
Has ever played paintball:
Has ever played D & D:
Has ever played Magic the Gathering:[X]
Has ever LARP'd:
Has ever stolen something:[X]
Has ever donated money:[X]
Has ever been stolen from:[X]
Has ever caught a thief:[X]
Has ever driven a car:[X]
Has ever pushed a car:[X]
Has ever crashed a car:[X]
Has ever been in an accident:[X]
Has ever been the cause of an accident:
Has ever seen a skunk/raccoon:[X]
Has ever been attacked by a skunk/raccoon: [X]
Has ever been slapped in the face: [X]
Has ever slapped someone in the face: [X]
Has ever been bitch slapped: [X]
Has ever bitch slapped someone: [X]
Has ever attempted suicide:
Has ever been dead:
Has ever learned to swim: [X]
Has ever drowned: [X]
Has ever been on fire:
Has ever put out a fire: [X]
Has ever set a fire: [X]
Has ever brought a knife to school: [X]
Has ever used a weapon in school:
Has ever made a weapon out of an everyday object: [X]
Has ever had detention in school: [X]
Has ever been suspended from school:
Has ever failed out of school: [X]
Has ever been an under-achiever: [X]
Has ever been an over-achiever: [X]
Has ever been interrogated by police/law: [X]
Has ever been deathly ill: [X]
Has ever been in the ER: [X]
Has ever been a patient in the ER: [X]
Has ever forgotten blocks of time:
Has ever sleep walked:
Has ever stayed awake for 2 days or more:[X]
Has ever had a job:[X]
Has ever had a shitty job:[X]
Has ever had an awesome job:[X]
Has ever been in a talent show:[X]
Has ever followed a dream:[X]
Has ever been to a wedding:[X]
Has ever been married:
Has ever had a child:
Has ever been a child:[X]
Has ever had a fear of spiders:[X]
Has ever had a fear of dog drool:[X]
Has ever been kicked out of a class:[X]
Has ever had voice lessons:[X]
Has ever played an instrument:[X]
Has ever cheated at video games:[X]
Has ever played a team sport:[X]
Has ever beaten up the coach's kid:[X]
Has ever had poison ivy:
Has ever stepped on a dead animal:[X]
Has ever been afraid to walk on grass barefoot:[X]
Has ever been physically removed from a place:[X]
Has ever punched someone:[X]
Has ever been in a fight:[X]
Has ever spoken a different language:[X]
Has ever swore in a different language:[X]
Has ever been a boyscout/girlscout:[X]
Has ever earned every boyscout/girlscout badge:
Has ever been arrested:
Has ever been pulled over:[X]
Has ever gotten out of a ticket:[X]
Has ever been stalked:[X]
Has ever used the internet:[X]
Has ever ridden a horse:
Has ever stolen a horse:
Has ever used a kayak/canoe:X
Has ever used a bow & arrow:
Has ever shot a target with a bow & arrow:
Has ever shot a person with a bow & arrow:
Has ever played laser tag:
Has ever played paintball:
Has ever played D & D:
Has ever played Magic the Gathering:
Has ever LARP'd:
Has ever stolen something:X
Has ever donated money:X
Has ever been stolen from:X
Has ever caught a thief:X
Has ever driven a car:X
Has ever pushed a car:X
Has ever crashed a car:
Has ever been in an accident:X
Has ever been the cause of an accident:
Has ever seen a skunk/raccoon:X
Has ever been attacked by a skunk/raccoon:
Has ever been slapped in the face:X
Has ever slapped someone in the face:
Has ever been bitch slapped:
Has ever bitch slapped someone:
Has ever attempted suicide:X
Has ever been dead:
Has ever learned to swim:X
Has ever drowned:
Has ever been on fire:X
Has ever put out a fire:X
Has ever set a fire:X
Has ever brought a knife to school:X
Has ever used a weapon in school:
Has ever made a weapon out of an everyday object:X
Has ever had detention in school:X
Has ever been suspended from school:X
Has ever failed out of school:X
Has ever been an under-achiever:X
Has ever been an over-achiever:X
Has ever been interrogated by police/law:X
Has ever been deathly ill:X
Has ever been in the ER:X
Has ever been a patient in the ER:X
Has ever forgotten blocks of time:X
Has ever sleep walked:
Has ever stayed awake for 2 days or more:X
Has ever had a job:X
Has ever had a shitty job:X
Has ever had an awesome job:
Has ever been in a talent show:
Has ever followed a dream:X
Has ever been to a wedding:X
Has ever been married:
Has ever had a child:
Has ever been a child:X
Has ever had a fear of spiders:X
Has ever had a fear of dog drool:
Has ever been kicked out of a class:X
Has ever had voice lessons:
Has ever played an instrument:X
Has ever cheated at video games:X
Has ever played a team sport:X
Has ever beaten up the coach's kid:
Has ever had poison ivy:
Has ever stepped on a dead animal:X
Has ever been afraid to walk on grass barefoot:X
Has ever been physically removed from a place:X
Has ever punched someone:X
Has ever been in a fight:X
Has ever spoken a different language:X
Has ever swore in a different language:X
Has ever been a boyscout/girlscout:X
Has ever earned every boyscout/girlscout badge:
Has ever been arrested:X
Has ever been pulled over:
Has ever gotten out of a ticket:
Has ever been stalked:X
Has ever used the internet:X
Wow. What's my score, doc?
But that COULD be a good thing.
I was just thinking to myself.. how fucked up alot of things in my life have been.
Like that time I shot a camp counselor in the hand at camp when I was like.. 11.
Or that time the SAME summer, I stole a horse and rode away into the fields of the camp, being chased by girlscout counselors on ATVs. It was awesome. I got caught. Balls.
Or when I donated my first 50$ I ever made to the salvation army, and was MISERABLE - I only appreciate it now that I'm older. Thanks gramma!
Or having stepped barefoot on a dead vole when I was like.. 14 - and freaking out to find that my ENTIRE LAWN WAS COVERED IN DEAD VOLES! AAAAAAAAUGGGH!!!!
I smashed my car into a snow bank because the fucker's didn't plow it around the corner - and I ended up having me and a 9 month pregnant woman pull my car free. Her husband watched. Goodjob hubby!
=3
Mirtidbits.
Has ever gone camping:x
Has ever ridden a horse:
Has ever stolen a horse:
Has ever used a kayak/canoe:
Has ever used a bow & arrow:x
Has ever shot a target with a bow & arrow:
Has ever shot a person with a bow & arrow:
Has ever played laser tag:x
Has ever played paintball:
Has ever played D & D:
Has ever played Magic the Gathering:
Has ever LARP'd:
Has ever stolen something:
Has ever donated money:x
Has ever been stolen from:x
Has ever caught a thief:x
Has ever driven a car:x
Has ever pushed a car:x
Has ever crashed a car:x
Has ever been in an accident:x
Has ever been the cause of an accident:
Has ever seen a skunk/raccoon:x
Has ever been attacked by a skunk/raccoon:x
Has ever been slapped in the face:
Has ever slapped someone in the face:x
Has ever been bitch slapped:x
Has ever bitch slapped someone:xxxxxxxxx
Has ever attempted suicide:x
Has ever been dead:
Has ever learned to swim:x
Has ever drowned:
Has ever been on fire:x
Has ever put out a fire:x
Has ever set a fire:x
Has ever brought a knife to school:
Has ever used a weapon in school:
Has ever made a weapon out of an everyday object:x
Has ever had detention in school:
Has ever been suspended from school:
Has ever failed out of school:
Has ever been an under-achiever:
Has ever been an over-achiever:
Has ever been interrogated by police/law:
Has ever been deathly ill:
Has ever been in the ER:x
Has ever been a patient in the ER:x
Has ever forgotten blocks of time:x
Has ever sleep walked:
Has ever stayed awake for 2 days or more:x
Has ever had a job:x
Has ever had a shitty job:x
Has ever had an awesome job:x
Has ever been in a talent show:x
Has ever followed a dream:x
Has ever been to a wedding:x
Has ever been married:x
Has ever had a child:
Has ever been a child:x
Has ever had a fear of spiders:x
Has ever had a fear of dog drool:
Has ever been kicked out of a class:
Has ever had voice lessons:x
Has ever played an instrument:x
Has ever cheated at video games:x
Has ever played a team sport:x
Has ever beaten up the coach's kid:x
Has ever had poison ivy:
Has ever stepped on a dead animal:
Has ever been afraid to walk on grass barefoot:
Has ever been physically removed from a place: x
Has ever punched someone:x
Has ever been in a fight: x
Has ever spoken a different language: x
Has ever swore in a different language:
Has ever been a boyscout/girlscout: x
Has ever earned every boyscout/girlscout badge:
Has ever been arrested:
Has ever been pulled over: x
Has ever gotten out of a ticket: x
Has ever been stalked: x
Has ever used the internet: X
Has ever ridden a horse:
Has ever stolen a horse:
Has ever used a kayak/canoe:
Has ever used a bow & arrow:
Has ever shot a target with a bow & arrow:
Has ever shot a person with a bow & arrow:
Has ever played laser tag: X
Has ever played paintball: X
Has ever played D & D: X
Has ever played Magic the Gathering: X
Has ever LARP'd:
Has ever stolen something: X
Has ever donated money: X
Has ever been stolen from: X
Has ever caught a thief:
Has ever driven a car: X
Has ever pushed a car: X
Has ever crashed a car: X
Has ever been in an accident: X
Has ever been the cause of an accident: X
Has ever seen a skunk/raccoon:
Has ever been attacked by a skunk/raccoon:
Has ever been slapped in the face: X
Has ever slapped someone in the face: X
Has ever been bitch slapped: X
Has ever bitch slapped someone:
Has ever attempted suicide:
Has ever been dead:
Has ever learned to swim: X
Has ever drowned:
Has ever been on fire:
Has ever put out a fire: X
Has ever set a fire: X
Has ever brought a knife to school:
Has ever used a weapon in school:
Has ever made a weapon out of an everyday object: X
Has ever had detention in school: X
Has ever been suspended from school: X
Has ever failed out of school:
Has ever been an under-achiever: X
Has ever been an over-achiever: X
Has ever been interrogated by police/law: X
Has ever been deathly ill: X
Has ever been in the ER: X
Has ever been a patient in the ER: X
Has ever forgotten blocks of time: X
Has ever sleep walked:
Has ever stayed awake for 2 days or more: X
Has ever had a job: X
Has ever had a shitty job: X
Has ever had an awesome job:
Has ever been in a talent show:
Has ever followed a dream:
Has ever been to a wedding: X
Has ever been married:
Has ever had a child:
Has ever been a child: X
Has ever had a fear of spiders: X
Has ever had a fear of dog drool:
Has ever been kicked out of a class: X
Has ever had voice lessons:
Has ever played an instrument:
Has ever cheated at video games: X
Has ever played a team sport: X
Has ever beaten up the coach's kid:
Has ever had poison ivy: X
Has ever stepped on a dead animal: X
Has ever been afraid to walk on grass barefoot:
Has ever been physically removed from a place: X
Has ever punched someone: X
Has ever been in a fight: X
Has ever spoken a different language: X
Has ever swore in a different language: X
Has ever been a boyscout/girlscout:
Has ever earned every boyscout/girlscout badge:
Has ever been arrested:
Has ever been pulled over: X
Has ever gotten out of a ticket:
Has ever been stalked:
Has ever used the internet: X
gone camping(X)
horse riding
stolen(X)(ask)
used kayak/canoe
used bow n arror(X)
shoot target w/ bow n arrow(X)
shoot a person with bow n arrow O.o
play lazer tag(X)
played piantball(X) :ouch: DX
played d & d (X)
played magic the gathering
over larpd
stolen something(X)
donated(X)
stolen from(X)=,(
caught a thief (X) =D
drivin
pushed a car(X) T_T
crashed a car
been in a accident
caused the accident (X)
seen a skunk/racoon(X)=0
atacked by ↑↑↑
been slaped in face(X) DX
has slaped someone (X)XD
been bitch slap
attempt the cowards way out>=( (suicide)
has been dead (X)mabye
learnd to swim(X)
drowned(X)
been on fire(X)
put out fire(X) (SMALL)
started fires(XXXXXXXXXXXXX)
brought weapons to school
made weapon out of evryday items(X)
detention(X)
suspended
faild school (still in school and dont plan on it dawg)
under achiever(X)
over achiever(X)
interrogated by the fuzz
been deathly ill(x)
benn in er(X)
been a patient in er(x)
forgot time blocks(X) XP
sleep walked(X) apperently >.>
stayed awake for two days(X)
had a job
shiity job
awsome job
been in a talent show
followed a dream(X)
been to wedding(X)
married
had children
been a child(X)
fear of spiders(x)
fear of dog drool
been kicked out of class(X)
voice lessons
played an instrument(X)
cheated in a video game(X)
played team sport
beaten up kids coach
had poison ivy
step on dead animal(X)
afraid to walk bearfoot in grass(X)
physically removed from a place
punched someone(X)
been in a fight
spoke diff language(X)
swore in diff language(X)
been a boyscout(X)
been arrested
been pulled over
gotton out of a ticket
ever been staked
ever used internet(XXXXXXXX)
Or you super love me, so I'll go with love <3
Has ever ridden a horse: x
Has ever stolen a horse:
Has ever used a kayak/canoe: x
Has ever used a bow & arrow: x
Has ever shot a target with a bow & arrow: x
Has ever shot a person with a bow & arrow:
Has ever played laser tag: x
Has ever played paintball:
Has ever played D & D:
Has ever played Magic the Gathering:
Has ever LARP'd:
Has ever stolen something: x
Has ever donated money: x
Has ever been stolen from: x
Has ever caught a thief:
Has ever driven a car: x
Has ever pushed a car:
Has ever crashed a car:
Has ever been in an accident: x
Has ever been the cause of an accident:
Has ever seen a skunk/raccoon: x
Has ever been attacked by a skunk/raccoon:
Has ever been slapped in the face: x
Has ever slapped someone in the face: x
Has ever been bitch slapped:
Has ever bitch slapped someone:
Has ever attempted suicide:
Has ever been dead: x
Has ever learned to swim: x
Has ever drowned:
Has ever been on fire:
Has ever put out a fire: x
Has ever set a fire: x
Has ever brought a knife to school:
Has ever used a weapon in school:
Has ever made a weapon out of an everyday object: x
Has ever had detention in school:
Has ever been suspended from school:
Has ever failed out of school:
Has ever been an under-achiever:
Has ever been an over-achiever:
Has ever been interrogated by police/law:
Has ever been deathly ill:
Has ever been in the ER: x
Has ever been a patient in the ER: x
Has ever forgotten blocks of time: x
Has ever sleep walked: x
Has ever stayed awake for 2 days or more:
Has ever had a job: x
Has ever had a shitty job: x
Has ever had an awesome job: x
Has ever been in a talent show: x
Has ever followed a dream: x
Has ever been to a wedding:
Has ever been married:
Has ever had a child:
Has ever been a child: x
Has ever had a fear of spiders:
Has ever had a fear of dog drool: x
Has ever been kicked out of a class: x
Has ever had voice lessons:
Has ever played an instrument: x
Has ever cheated at video games: x
Has ever played a team sport: x
Has ever beaten up the coach's kid:
Has ever had poison ivy: x
Has ever stepped on a dead animal:
Has ever been afraid to walk on grass barefoot: x
Has ever been physically removed from a place:
Has ever punched someone: x
Has ever been in a fight: x
Has ever spoken a different language: x
Has ever swore in a different language: x
Has ever been a boyscout/girlscout: x
Has ever earned every boyscout/girlscout badge:
Has ever been arrested:
Has ever been pulled over:
Has ever gotten out of a ticket:
Has ever been stalked: x
Has ever used the internet: x
Has ever ridden a horse: X
Has ever stolen a horse:
Has ever used a kayak/canoe: X
Has ever used a bow & arrow:
Has ever shot a target with a bow & arrow:
Has ever shot a person with a bow & arrow:
Has ever played laser tag:
Has ever played paintball:
Has ever played D & D: X
Has ever played Magic the Gathering:
Has ever LARP'd:
Has ever stolen something: X
Has ever donated money: X
Has ever been stolen from: X
Has ever caught a thief:
Has ever driven a car: X
Has ever pushed a car:
Has ever crashed a car:
Has ever been in an accident:
Has ever been the cause of an accident: X
Has ever seen a skunk/raccoon: X
Has ever been attacked by a skunk/raccoon:
Has ever been slapped in the face:
Has ever slapped someone in the face: X
Has ever been bitch slapped:
Has ever bitch slapped someone: X
Has ever attempted suicide: X
Has ever been dead: X
Has ever learned to swim: X
Has ever drowned:
Has ever been on fire:
Has ever put out a fire:
Has ever set a fire: X
Has ever brought a knife to school:
Has ever used a weapon in school:
Has ever made a weapon out of an everyday object: X
Has ever had detention in school: X
Has ever been suspended from school:
Has ever failed out of school:
Has ever been an under-achiever: X
Has ever been an over-achiever: X
Has ever been interrogated by police/law:
Has ever been deathly ill:
Has ever been in the ER:
Has ever been a patient in the ER:
Has ever forgotten blocks of time: X
Has ever sleep walked: X
Has ever stayed awake for 2 days or more: X
Has ever had a job:
Has ever had a shitty job:
Has ever had an awesome job:
Has ever been in a talent show:
Has ever followed a dream: X
Has ever been to a wedding: X
Has ever been married:
Has ever had a child:
Has ever been a child: X
Has ever had a fear of spiders: X
Has ever had a fear of dog drool:
Has ever been kicked out of a class:
Has ever had voice lessons: X
Has ever played an instrument: X
Has ever cheated at video games: X
Has ever played a team sport: X
Has ever beaten up the coach's kid:
Has ever had poison ivy: X
Has ever stepped on a dead animal:
Has ever been afraid to walk on grass barefoot:
Has ever been physically removed from a place: X
Has ever punched someone: X
Has ever been in a fight: X
Has ever spoken a different language: X
Has ever swore in a different language: X
Has ever been a boyscout/girlscout:
Has ever earned every boyscout/girlscout badge:
Has ever been arrested:
Has ever been pulled over:
Has ever gotten out of a ticket:
Has ever been stalked:
Has ever used the internet: X
Has ever gone camping: X The tent collapsed in the middle of a cold, wet night too, and I slept through it.
Has ever ridden a horse: X
Has ever stolen a horse:
Has ever used a kayak/canoe: X
Has ever used a bow & arrow: X
Has ever shot a target with a bow & arrow: X
Has ever shot a person with a bow & arrow:
Has ever played laser tag: X
Has ever played paintball:
Has ever played D & D:
Has ever played Magic the Gathering:
Has ever LARP'd: ??
Has ever stolen something: X
Has ever donated money:
Has ever been stolen from: X
Has ever caught a thief: X
Has ever driven a car: X
Has ever pushed a car: X, A Toyota Camry GL uphill by myself.
Has ever crashed a car:
Has ever been in an accident: X, Center punched a tree with a tractor.
Has ever been the cause of an accident: X because I pulled the throttle off.
Has ever seen a skunk/raccoon:
Has ever been attacked by a skunk/raccoon:
Has ever been slapped in the face: X
Has ever slapped someone in the face:
Has ever been bitch slapped:
Has ever bitch slapped someone:
Has ever attempted suicide:
Has ever been dead:
Has ever learned to swim: X
Has ever drowned:
Has ever been on fire:
Has ever put out a fire: X
Has ever set a fire: XXX, Many times usually with a blowtorch.
Has ever brought a knife to school:
Has ever used a weapon in school: X, Sticks, Stones and a storybook.
Has ever made a weapon out of an everyday object: X
Has ever had detention in school: X
Has ever been suspended from school:
Has ever failed out of school:
Has ever been an under-achiever: X
Has ever been an over-achiever: X
Has ever been interrogated by police/law:
Has ever been deathly ill:
Has ever been in the ER:
Has ever been a patient in the ER:
Has ever forgotten blocks of time:
Has ever sleep walked:
Has ever stayed awake for 2 days or more:
Has ever had a job:
Has ever had a shitty job:
Has ever had an awesome job:
Has ever been in a talent show:
Has ever followed a dream: X
Has ever been to a wedding: X
Has ever been married:
Has ever had a child:
Has ever been a child: X
Has ever had a fear of spiders: X,
Has ever had a fear of dog drool:
Has ever been kicked out of a class:
Has ever had voice lessons:
Has ever played an instrument: X
Has ever cheated at video games: X, That’s half the fun!
Has ever played a team sport:
Has ever beaten up the coach's kid:
Has ever had poison ivy:
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Has ever been in a fight: [X]
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Has ever used the internet: [X]
Has ever ridden a horse: (X)
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Has ever used a kayak/canoe:
Has ever used a bow & arrow: (X)
Has ever shot a target with a bow & arrow: (X)
Has ever shot a person with a bow & arrow:
Has ever played laser tag: (X)
Has ever played paintball:
Has ever played D & D:
Has ever played Magic the Gathering:
Has ever LARP'd:
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Has ever caught a thief:
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Has ever pushed a car: (X)
Has ever crashed a car: (X)
Has ever been in an accident:
Has ever been the cause of an accident:
Has ever seen a skunk/raccoon: (X)
Has ever been attacked by a skunk/raccoon:
Has ever been slapped in the face: (X)
Has ever slapped someone in the face:
Has ever been bitch slapped:
Has ever bitch slapped someone:
Has ever attempted suicide:
Has ever been dead:
Has ever learned to swim: (X)
Has ever drowned:
Has ever been on fire:
Has ever put out a fire: (X)
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Has ever brought a knife to school:
Has ever used a weapon in school:
Has ever made a weapon out of an everyday object:
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Has ever failed out of school:
Has ever been an under-achiever:
Has ever been an over-achiever: (X)
Has ever been interrogated by police/law:
Has ever been deathly ill:
Has ever been in the ER: (X)
Has ever been a patient in the ER: (X)
Has ever forgotten blocks of time: (X)
Has ever sleep walked:
Has ever stayed awake for 2 days or more:
Has ever had a job: (X)
Has ever had a shitty job: (X)
Has ever had an awesome job:
Has ever been in a talent show: (X)
Has ever followed a dream: (X)
Has ever been to a wedding:
Has ever been married:
Has ever had a child:
Has ever been a child: (X)
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Has ever had a fear of dog drool:
Has ever been kicked out of a class:
Has ever had voice lessons: (X)
Has ever played an instrument: (X)
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Has ever played a team sport: (X)
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Has ever had poison ivy: (X)
Has ever stepped on a dead animal: (X)
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Has ever been physically removed from a place: (X)
Has ever punched someone:
Has ever been in a fight: (X)
Has ever spoken a different language:
Has ever swore in a different language:
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Has ever been arrested:
Has ever been pulled over: (X)
Has ever gotten out of a ticket: (X)
Has ever been stalked:
Has ever used the internet: (X)
I only needed the cookie badge... but apparently eating all your own cookies doesn't earn it!