Sex is like McDonald's, ah ba-ba-ba-ba-ba im lovin it

Shut up I can't hear the voices in my head

When your gonna rape a hooker wear a shirt that says i didn't do it

Glitter is the herpes of crafts materials, once its on you, its not coming off

I don't know how those aids got in there

What's this penis doing in my ass

more from the quoteman tomorrow