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The Fall of Reach.
16 years ago
General
Halo 3 is one of my favorite multiplayer games. I like playing as an elite, because I think it's just plain cool to play as a dinosaur-esque alien. But, there seems to be a lot of hate within the fandom towards players who play elites, calling them names like "Fag", "Newb", and so on. So, I wrote this song a while back to remind everyone of the Sangheili's accomplishments. It's based on "War of 1812" by Three Dead Trolls in a baggie, so imagine that song with these modified, Halo-themed lyrics. Enjoy.
THE FALL OF REACH
Oh, come back proud Sangheili,
to before Halo 2,
There was no Arbiter,
The Needler sucked poo.
In 2552, Master Chief was mad,
He was the protagonist you know
Well he thought he'd tell the Covenant where they ought to go
He thought he'd defend the colonies,
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to Planet Reach.........
AND BURNED DOWN ALL HIS STUFF!
AND THE COLONY BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
AND WE'RE THE ONES THAT DID IT!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
WHILE THE MASTER CHIEF RAN AND CRIED!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
AND THINGS WERE VERY HISTORICAL.
AND THE SPARTANS RAN AND CRIED LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE BABIES
WAA WAA WAAH!!!
AT THE FALL OF REACH!!
Those hillbillies from Kentucky,
Dressed in green and red
Left home to defend Planet Reach,
But they returned home dead!
It's the only battle the humans lost, except for Harvest
And also Onyx.
Right! And Planet Jarvis.*
They learned not to mess with Elites,
A lesson that we teached,
So join right in and gloat about
THE FALL OF REACH!!
AND THE COLONY BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
AND WE'RE THE ONES THAT DID IT!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
WHILE THE MASTER CHIEF RAN AND CRIED!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
AND THINGS WERE VERY HISTORICAL.
AND THE SPARTANS RAN AND CRIED LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE BABIES
WAA WAA WAAH!!!
AT THE FALL OF REACH!!
In 2552, we were just floatin' in space,
mindin' our own business, didn't show no angry face
We saw the humans' heresy and had to end their race,
So we took some ships to Reach, and BURNED IT WITHOUT A TRACE
Oh......we.......fired our guns but the humans kept-a-fightin'
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more, and the humans started runnin'
Down the river to the tower of Olympio-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah
They ran through the mountains and they ran through the fields,
They ran through the bushes where the mica's** wouldn't go
They ran so fast, they forgot to take their artifact
Of the forerunners back to Earthio-woah-woah
So, if you go to Reach today, its buildings clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches, AND WE'LL BURN THE COLONY TWICE!!
AND THE COLONY BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
BUT THE SPARTANS WON'T ADMIT IT!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
IT BURNED AND BURNED AND BURNED!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
OH I'LL BET THAT MADE THEM MAD!
AND THE SPARTANS RAN AND CRIED LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE BABIES
WAA-WAA-WAAH!!
AT THE FALL.....
OF REEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEAAAAACH!!!!
*=Made up alien planet
**=Made up alien animal
THE FALL OF REACH
Oh, come back proud Sangheili,
to before Halo 2,
There was no Arbiter,
The Needler sucked poo.
In 2552, Master Chief was mad,
He was the protagonist you know
Well he thought he'd tell the Covenant where they ought to go
He thought he'd defend the colonies,
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to Planet Reach.........
AND BURNED DOWN ALL HIS STUFF!
AND THE COLONY BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
AND WE'RE THE ONES THAT DID IT!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
WHILE THE MASTER CHIEF RAN AND CRIED!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
AND THINGS WERE VERY HISTORICAL.
AND THE SPARTANS RAN AND CRIED LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE BABIES
WAA WAA WAAH!!!
AT THE FALL OF REACH!!
Those hillbillies from Kentucky,
Dressed in green and red
Left home to defend Planet Reach,
But they returned home dead!
It's the only battle the humans lost, except for Harvest
And also Onyx.
Right! And Planet Jarvis.*
They learned not to mess with Elites,
A lesson that we teached,
So join right in and gloat about
THE FALL OF REACH!!
AND THE COLONY BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
AND WE'RE THE ONES THAT DID IT!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
WHILE THE MASTER CHIEF RAN AND CRIED!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
AND THINGS WERE VERY HISTORICAL.
AND THE SPARTANS RAN AND CRIED LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE BABIES
WAA WAA WAAH!!!
AT THE FALL OF REACH!!
In 2552, we were just floatin' in space,
mindin' our own business, didn't show no angry face
We saw the humans' heresy and had to end their race,
So we took some ships to Reach, and BURNED IT WITHOUT A TRACE
Oh......we.......fired our guns but the humans kept-a-fightin'
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more, and the humans started runnin'
Down the river to the tower of Olympio-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah
They ran through the mountains and they ran through the fields,
They ran through the bushes where the mica's** wouldn't go
They ran so fast, they forgot to take their artifact
Of the forerunners back to Earthio-woah-woah
So, if you go to Reach today, its buildings clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches, AND WE'LL BURN THE COLONY TWICE!!
AND THE COLONY BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
BUT THE SPARTANS WON'T ADMIT IT!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
IT BURNED AND BURNED AND BURNED!
IT BURNED, BURNED, BURNED,
OH I'LL BET THAT MADE THEM MAD!
AND THE SPARTANS RAN AND CRIED LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE BABIES
WAA-WAA-WAAH!!
AT THE FALL.....
OF REEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEAAAAACH!!!!
*=Made up alien planet
**=Made up alien animal
