Henlo freds it's your friendly neighborhood NPC here to let you know things if you're poor and need stuff

1. We're not supposed to tell anyone until this starts but bc I'm a rebel I'm sharing: all Visionworks in the country from 10/29-11/11 will have a Why Are You Doing This To Us We're Going To Die sale where you can get two pairs of glasses with single vision plastic lenses for $49 or two sets of progressives for $89. I guess they needed to pad the transaction numbers for the year bc that's stupid cheap so if you have an active prescription and need to see might wanna jump on that. Upgrading to nonglare is half off too if you do a lot of computer work or night driving!

2. Are you in New England? Do you love coffee? You're in New England of course you do. Until the end of the month Cumberland Farms is giving free coffee all day on Fridays, and if you're a Dunkin Perks members any time the Patriots win you can get a medium hot or iced coffee for 87 cents the next day at Dunkies.

3. I'm not saying I have a surplus of Ritalin I'm just saying I have a surplus of Ritalin.