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I HAVE EATEN THE FOREST GODS!
8 years ago
So, like normally I don't actively go out of my way to buy doofy ass "organic" and "vegan" horseshit and what not, but occasionally I wind up with the stuff because... well because I'm poor and I take whatever free assed shit I can get and sometimes that means getting free assed "organic" and "vegan" shit... which I feel obligated to at least try and eat because, well, because it was free.
So anyway, I all wind up with a loaf of THIS business
https://images.eatthismuch.com/site.....e2350eeffa.png
And at first first look, I won't lie... looks like garbage and I'm thinkin it tastes like garbage too. So it just sorta sits around for awhile and then one morning I all decide, well I guess I can make some toast out of it, I mean anything tastes good as toast (slathered with butter and jam)... and that's when it happened... I WAS EATING A FUCKING FOREST!
Oh, oh shi- words cannot accurately describe how this tastes. It's... it's like someone took a TREE and somehow contained the very soul, the life essence of the tree, of nature itself and forged it into a loaf of pure awesomeness within the fires of heaven's kitchen to create the most perfect bread imaginable!
It's like forcibly raping a forest God against its will and then eating it alive like a some kind of a nature molesting praying mantis! That... that's what it tastes like... it tastes like fucking nature itself and then devouring its head with frenzied carnal abandon in the wake of the most satisfying orgasm imaginable!
So anyway, I all wind up with a loaf of THIS business
https://images.eatthismuch.com/site.....e2350eeffa.png
And at first first look, I won't lie... looks like garbage and I'm thinkin it tastes like garbage too. So it just sorta sits around for awhile and then one morning I all decide, well I guess I can make some toast out of it, I mean anything tastes good as toast (slathered with butter and jam)... and that's when it happened... I WAS EATING A FUCKING FOREST!
Oh, oh shi- words cannot accurately describe how this tastes. It's... it's like someone took a TREE and somehow contained the very soul, the life essence of the tree, of nature itself and forged it into a loaf of pure awesomeness within the fires of heaven's kitchen to create the most perfect bread imaginable!
It's like forcibly raping a forest God against its will and then eating it alive like a some kind of a nature molesting praying mantis! That... that's what it tastes like... it tastes like fucking nature itself and then devouring its head with frenzied carnal abandon in the wake of the most satisfying orgasm imaginable!
