holy shitttt that sucks but it’s also fucking incredible she kept it a secret for so long

My brother once tried the 'heres a cup of apple juice' joke, where its literally pee, and i could smell it instantly and threw it on him. We were like 5/6.

oh my gosh that sounds awful

I do have a good one tho;

When we'd go see Santa at the malls I always insisted on bringing him a small gift.

omgg that’s so sweet???

I ran away from a bear this passing Friday

wtf pls give me context

Oh man sorry for late response

I went on a hunting trip with my Father and brothers. My brothers and I were walking down a trail back to our four wheelers and heard a deep low muffled growl from deeper in the woods. We loaded our guns and ran the opposite direction. We called our Father and he said that my brothers should go shoot it. When they got to the spot where the bear growled, they booked it to the four wheelers, came back and got me, and we took back to our camp.

holy shit,, i didn’t think hunting trips were a thing since like kings times :000
that honeslty just sounds terrifying and amazing wowie
what did u do with it???

What did I do with what?
We never killed the bear, simply ran from it.

OH i thought u killed it lmao

When I was around 4/5 my sister(7/8) and me played with Playmobil and we started arguing about something, don't know what anymore. At one point my sister grabbed a pillow, threw it in my face and sat on top of me. It was kinda terrifying back then, but today we always have to laugh about it xD

omg
its rly interesting to me thats a memorable story for u bc in my household that shit was daily life ??
maybe its bc of the age difference?? ? hm

My sister and me always did stupid stuff, but recently we remembered this story and we just had to laugh so much about it. So that's kinda why this sticks out for me that much.

mhm ^^

In high school, I was in the TV production class so I was on the morning announcements pretty often. Little did I know, one of the students in the class above mine started stalking me after watching me on the morning announcements! He would always go out of his way to say hi to me and tell me how well I did on the morning announcements.

I honestly didn't think too much of it until it was time for his class to graduate, and I was at the graduation to support some of my friends who were graduating. He cornered me against a tree when I was alone and forced me to kiss him! I ran away and a lady came up to me- it was his mom! She said that her son was very lonely and didn't have any friends and REALLY insisted that I give her my phone number so he can have it. I said no and ran away to meet back up with my friends so I wasn't alone anymore.

I haven't heard from him since (I live in a different city now) and honestly I couldn't be more grateful lol.

holy shit that sounds fucking terrifying,, ,

yeah, it was really weird!

i had a stalker type deal back in middle school too but it was online thank FUCK

oh god. glad it never seeped into real life, yikessss

yeah. it kinda went on for awhile n im a lil bit at fault for going along w it but man i was scared n shi t?? n like the day it ended he was at the hospital (visiting his grandma) and he carved my name into his arm (bonus point he added a heart) and he sent me pics and i was like wowie dont do that and he was like yeah that was stupid and he went to go see a nurse to get it treated and he was super embarassed about it and i guess the nurse talked him out of doing shit like that bc he stopped stalking me after that?

HOLY SHIT... yikes... yikes... wtf?? jeez, I'm glad he cut that shit out lol

yeah it was rly weird and like,, i only told 1 friend of mine who was like "pfft. u think Thats something,, everyone has something like that, listen to my story" and then i never told anyone again for years

ugh I hate when people say that. Why do they feel the need to one-up you when you're sharing an experience that upset you? Very inconsiderate, if you ask me

mhm ::/ i dunno she was kinda messed up lol