Here have a good old filler journal full of nonsense that I will replace in like a week:

Furry Level:

[x] you meow/bark to get attention (my greeting to cooper is meow meow)
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 1

[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[ ] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car.
[ ] people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 3

[x] you sleep a lot during daytime. (I like sleep and naps)
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours (cooper has seen me take what he didn't finish)
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 5

[ ]you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit (too many fursuits)
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total:7

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling (who doesn't??)
[ ] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 10

[ ] you have your favourite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand (I do this at work so I can ID them >:D)
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 12

[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it (I have like name bracelets from the 90s)
[ ] you refer to yourself as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals (not this username but other ones do)
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals (curse you last name)
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often (I like food)
Total: 16

[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers (I talk to strangers for a living)
[ ] you like to be petted
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 17

Final Total: 17
x2=34