Going to talk about "The Dick Show" stuff because you can ignore it all you want but it's happening. The popufurs hate that I'm doing it (confirmed resposnse from current furry media darling "BoozyBadger": "Not interested. Have Fun" Curt!) but nothing can stop it now. For those who missed my previous journal ( Click for excessive deets: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8478426/ ) I'm planning a big foray on Saturday night over to the Appollo Theater to see "The Dick Show: Live! Road Rage Chicago!" a live, and insane, comedy show put on by one of the most successful podcasts in the world (currently doing $25,000 a month on Patreon). Not only that but I, my artwork, and even some of YOU got a call out on the show itself! (About 4:30 in: http://thedickshow.com/episode-75/ ) I personally am overjoyed and was super flattered to get talked about on literally-my-favorite-show by literally-my-favorite-comedian and have actually been talking back and forth with Dick about the crossover on GAB (Dick got permabanned from Twitter for telling someone to "eat a cinderblock", here's my spicy GAB account: https://gab.ai/Boneitis ) and he's kind of jazzed for the furries to show up. I've currently got four cars lined up to help people get to the show and more will probably show up as I promote the event at my table (G-6). Dick also REALLY likes fursuits so priority will be given to suiters who need transportation. ALSO: if you have a spare fursuit, that isn't garbage, I'd be willing to rent it from you for the event at a REASONABLE price. The entire event will be recorded and uploaded to the TDS website and then the plan is to have me on the show the week after to discuss the inevitable chaos. It's gonna be wild! Buy advance tickets here or RISK GETTING THEM AT THE DOOR!!! https://www1.ticketmaster.com/event.....LLO_ONSALEMAIL

So now the regular furry stuff because it's MFF time you filthy animals!


Where are you staying?
At  shadow-of-nights place, might crash some rooms depending on what sort of horrible decisions I make though.

What day are you getting there?
Thursday!

How long are you going?
Thursday through Monday

How are you traveling?
Big Red!

Who are you rooming with?
 kazekoe,  gun-rapt0r,  talenshi, and  shadow-of-nights

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Cool people. Apparently the YMS guy is looking for me?

What is the best way to find you?
During Dealer's hours: Table G-6 (handy map I made: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25470404/ )

Are there any panels you might be attending?
The Dick Show is like a panel!

What do you look like?
Fucking gorgeous: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22334972/

Will you be suiting?
Maybe, anyone got a loaner for Saturday?

Do you do free art?
For free money.

Do you do trades?
For cool stuff (drugs).

What is your gender?
Male.

How tall are you?
6 ft even.

Can I talk to you?
Please do!

Can I touch you?
I shake hands and do hugs and stuff.

How can I find you?
Table G-6!

Can I visit your room?
The logistics make that tricky.

Can I buy you drinks?
Hell yes! If you drug me (with not-fun-drugs) you won't live to tell about it though!

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Snuggles are for ladies and gays.

Can I give you stuff?
People give me all kinds of weird shit, I cannot stop them.

Are you nice?
I'm not nice, I'm charming.

Can I stalk you?
Who wrote this thing?

Do you have an artist table?
G-6! Dealer's Room! Pink tie!

Will you be going to parties?
Of course!

Will you be performing?
In the sense that life is a stage, yes.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
"Bone!"

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Dealers Room, hustlin'.

What/where will you be eating?
Who fucking knows at these things.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Are you cool?

Can I look in your sketchbook?
If you wish to pass The First Test.

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Not in the portfolios please!

Can I take your picture?
I encourage it!

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Literally live the dream.